"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

"It's too late to apologize" It's too late to order fries

Smack a crowbar upside your stupid head

No "x" in espresso

Irony is not coincidence

I hate these word crimes

Everybody shut up

I hope you never use quotation marks for emphasis

I hate these word crimes (everybody wise up)

Go back to pre-school, get out of the gene pool

a rolling stone gathers no moss correct way -a rolling stone gathers no moths

Never raised in a sewer

Don't be a moron

You'd better slow down and use the right pronoun

If you don't know how to conjugate

You "literally couldn't get out of bed" (what)

That really makes me wanna literally

You dumb mouth-breather

If you really wanna, leave out that Oxford comma

Some cunning linguist

Unless you're seven, or your name is Prince

You'll learn the definitions of nouns and prepositions

That was sarcastic... (aw psych!) 'cause you write like a spastic

If you're doing good or doing well (everybody wise up)

Your participle's danglin'

If you can't write in the proper way