Clerks. (1994)

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Clerks. (1994)
R Comedy

A day in the lives of two convenience clerks named Dante and Randal as they annoy customers, discuss movies, and play hockey on the store roof.

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04 Nov 1994
Clerks
Kevin Smith
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#1
Released 1994-11-04, Rated R
Score 33.107
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#2
Released 1994-11-04, Rated R
Score 25.040
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#3
Released 1994-11-04, Rated R
Score 24.921
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Released 1994-11-04, Rated R
Score 24.381
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Released 1994-11-04, Rated R
Score 24.161
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Released 1994-11-04, Rated R
Score 23.352
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Released 1994-11-04, Rated R
Score 22.807
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Released 1994-11-04, Rated R
Score 22.795
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#9
Released 1994-11-04, Rated R
Score 22.754
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Released 1994-11-04, Rated R
Score 22.558
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Released 1994-11-04, Rated R
Score 22.059
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Released 1994-11-04, Rated R
Score 22.048
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Released 1994-11-04, Rated R
Score 21.939
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Released 1994-11-04, Rated R
Score 21.766
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Released 1994-11-04, Rated R
Score 21.575
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Released 1994-11-04, Rated R
Score 21.488
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Released 1994-11-04, Rated R
Score 21.450
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Released 1994-11-04, Rated R
Score 21.414
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Released 1994-11-04, Rated R
Score 21.280
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#20
Released 1994-11-04, Rated R
Score 21.165
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#21
Released 1994-11-04, Rated R
Score 21.098
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Released 1994-11-04, Rated R
Score 20.985
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Released 1994-11-04, Rated R
Score 20.973
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#24
Released 1994-11-04, Rated R
Score 20.910
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#25
Released 1994-11-04, Rated R
Score 20.893
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You will be missed
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