The Best Christmas Story Never - American Dad! [S02E09]

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The Best Christmas Story Never - American Dad! [S02E09]
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Stan goes to the past to keep Jane Fonda from ruining Christmas, but he winds up creating an alternate future where the United States has been taken over by the Soviet Union.

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17 Dec 2006
The Best Christmas Story Never
Albert Calleros, Ron Hughart, Anthony Lioi
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Released 2006-12-17, Rated TV-14
Score 21.197
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Released 2006-12-17, Rated TV-14
Score 20.932
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Released 2006-12-17, Rated TV-14
Score 19.018
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Released 2006-12-17, Rated TV-14
Score 18.075
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Released 2006-12-17, Rated TV-14
Score 16.158
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Released 2006-12-17, Rated TV-14
Score 16.067
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Released 2006-12-17, Rated TV-14
Score 15.452
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Released 2006-12-17, Rated TV-14
Score 15.377
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Released 2006-12-17, Rated TV-14
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Released 2006-12-17, Rated TV-14
Score 14.747
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Released 2006-12-17, Rated TV-14
Score 14.643
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Released 2006-12-17, Rated TV-14
Score 14.076
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Released 2006-12-17, Rated TV-14
Score 13.929
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Released 2006-12-17, Rated TV-14
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Released 2006-12-17, Rated TV-14
Score 12.958
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Released 2006-12-17, Rated TV-14
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Released 2006-12-17, Rated TV-14
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Released 2006-12-17, Rated TV-14
Score 11.414
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Released 2006-12-17, Rated TV-14
Score 11.183
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Released 2006-12-17, Rated TV-14
Score 11.099
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Released 2006-12-17, Rated TV-14
Score 10.806
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Released 2006-12-17, Rated TV-14
Score 10.488
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