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East Bound and Down: s01e03 TV-MA
Comedy Drama Sport

Kenny's money troubles increase and he resorts to trying to merchandise all his memorabilia from his playing days. As sales don't go as well as expected, Kenny suspects he needs God in his life.

#1
East Bound and Down: s01e03
Year: 2009, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 23.688
Oh, fuck. I'm so drunk I feel retarded.
#2
East Bound and Down: s01e03
Year: 2009, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 22.588
Hold on to your dick!
#3
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Year: 2009, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 20.216
Kenny Powers says good luck with your fucking career.
#4
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Year: 2009, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 19.989
Are you ready to learn some next-level shit?
#5
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Year: 2009, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.183
Watch it, ass blood.
#6
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Year: 2009, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.637
Motherfucker! That's Clegg in my fucking truck!
#7
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Year: 2009, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.615
You butt-fucked me, Cassie. Out of $4993.
#8
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Year: 2009, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 16.623
You're too old, you're too fat and you're too damn stupid.
#9
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Year: 2009, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 16.293
The people have spoken, Cut. Hit the halls, baby.
#10
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Year: 2009, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.838
Don't tell me what to do.
#11
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Year: 2009, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.582
- What are you looking at? - Your nice hair, asshole.
#12
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Year: 2009, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.499
You're so fucking badass, Kenny. Man, you're so fucking...
#13
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Year: 2009, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.452
You look like a retarded Michael Myers. It's not a good look.
#14
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Year: 2009, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.315
Yes, I was driving.
#15
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Year: 2009, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.020
- Yes, sir! Yes, sir! - Yes, sir!
#16
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Year: 2009, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 14.905
You can smoke a pipe till your dick falls off...
#17
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Year: 2009, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 14.358
...don't ever fucking second-guess me, all right? Rule number one.
#18
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Year: 2009, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.804
...you need more than hard work and dedication.
#19
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Year: 2009, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.758
You gotta buy them all. It's all balls or no balls.
#20
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Year: 2009, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.701
Go back to sleep, Dustin.
#21
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Year: 2009, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.487
Hey, has the petty cash come through yet?
#22
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Year: 2009, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.306
But you'll help this fucking needle-dick Caldwell.
#23
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Year: 2009, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.021
Look at that. You see that? That's where my dick goes through.
#24
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Year: 2009, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.010
an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese python...
#25
East Bound and Down: s01e03
Year: 2009, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.940
Excuse me for being a fucking businessman, Dustin.