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BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01] TV-MA
Animation Comedy Drama

A publishing house eagerly awaits BoJack's memoirs, but he hasn't even started yet. His agent/ex and his publisher try to talk him into working with a ghost writer, but BoJack's too despondent about being washed up to focus.

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BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 27.572
You walked in at the worst possible moment!
#2
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 22.053
This penis has been inside this vagina.
#3
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 22.018
Hey, aren't you the horse from Horsin' Around?
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BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 21.175
BoJack, I'm almost there.
#5
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 20.066
[moaning]
#6
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 19.577
Neigh way, Jose.
#7
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 19.135
I was masturbating to what the picture represented.
#8
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.989
Wait. Shh! Shut up.
#9
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.521
Well, can you take it even easier?
#10
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.371
It takes a lot of beer to get me drunk.
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BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.110
♪ Horsin' around ♪ [neighs]
#12
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.009
[sighs] Mondays.
#13
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.428
What kind of headline is that?
#14
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.197
Why so gloomy, roomie?
#15
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 16.504
- Yep. - But in a sexual way.
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BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 16.012
Todd, I weigh over 1,200 pounds.
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BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.536
I need you to take it easy.
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BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.403
Is it just me, or am I nailing this interview?
#19
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.396
It works on every level.
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BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.095
Were we not seeing other people?
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BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.039
You look like a pile of crap ate a second pile of crap
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BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.016
masturbating to old pictures of yourself?
#23
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 14.866
Dumb guy eats bread, gets fat, the end.
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BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 14.672
Always a Clydesdale, never a Clyde, eh, BoJack?
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BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 14.634
I kind of feel like I'm nailing it.