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Elf (2003) PG
Comedy Family Fantasy

After inadvertently wreaking havoc on the elf community due to his ungainly size, a man raised as an elf at the North Pole is sent to the U.S. in search of his true identity.

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#1
Elf (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG
Score: 37.663
Get out of my life, now!
#2
Elf (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG
Score: 33.346
[TROLL FARTS]
#3
Elf (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG
Score: 33.257
What is this, some kind of game? What do you want, some money?
#4
Elf (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG
Score: 30.589
I love you. I'll call you in five minutes.
#5
Elf (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG
Score: 29.494
[IMITATING WALTER] I got a bunch of homework to go over and I'm way behind.
#6
Elf (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG
Score: 29.406
That's shocking.
#7
Elf (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG
Score: 28.874
[GNOME BELCHES]
#8
Elf (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG
Score: 28.727
Hey, Buddy, wanna pick some snow berries?
#9
Elf (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG
Score: 28.242
BUDDY: Dad, I'm in love, I'm in love and I don't care who knows it.
#10
Elf (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG
Score: 27.762
- Bye, Buddy. - Bye, Buddy.
#11
Elf (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG
Score: 27.192
Hey, Ming Ming.
#12
Elf (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG
Score: 26.856
- What's more vulnerable than a peach? - What? What do we do?
#13
Elf (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG
Score: 26.774
A minus 8.
#14
Elf (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG
Score: 26.717
ELF: "Little Buddy Diapers."
#15
Elf (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG
Score: 26.542
Francisco. That's fun to say. Francisco.
#16
Elf (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG
Score: 26.193
No. I just wanted to meet you and I thought you might wanna meet me.
#17
Elf (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG
Score: 26.089
So good news, I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog?
#18
Elf (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG
Score: 26.022
I don't care that you're my son!
#19
Elf (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG
Score: 25.930
It tastes like a crappy cup of coffee.
#20
Elf (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG
Score: 25.913
It's pretty good. It's a little too good.
#21
Elf (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG
Score: 25.830
[CRYING]
#22
Elf (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG
Score: 25.612
...it's time to start preparations for next Christmas.
#23
Elf (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG
Score: 25.377
What in the name of Sam Hill is that?
#24
Elf (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG
Score: 25.359
Bye, Buddy. Hope you find your dad.
#25
Elf (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG
Score: 25.265
BUDDY: Not now, arctic puffin.