Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor - Two and a Half Men [S01E11]

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Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor - Two and a Half Men [S01E11]
TV-14 Comedy

Seeing Judith's new look and boyfriend prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, he will need to change his look also.

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15 Dec 2003
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Robert Berlinger
They're tighty-whities, but they're square. They're tighty-whities, but they're square. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 21.874
dot They're tighty-whities, but they're square.
They're tighty-whities, but they're square.
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You are really starting to piss me off. You are really starting to piss me off. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 21.744
dot You are really starting to piss me off.
You are really starting to piss me off.
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Phil is Jake's soccer coach. Phil, you remember Judith. Phil is Jake's soccer coach. Phil, you remember Judith. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 19.682
dot Phil is Jake's soccer coach. Phil, you remember Judith.
Phil is Jake's soccer coach. Phil, you remember Judith.
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I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille. I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 19.577
dot I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.
I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.
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Home with the babysitter. Alan, I'm kind of on a date. Home with the babysitter. Alan, I'm kind of on a date. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 19.139
dot Home with the babysitter. Alan, I'm kind of on a date.
Home with the babysitter. Alan, I'm kind of on a date.
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Alan, chill. Alan, chill. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 15.589
dot Alan, chill.
Alan, chill.
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- I knew it. I knew you'd chicken out. - Chicken out? - I knew it. I knew you'd chicken out. - Chicken out? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 14.978
dot - I knew it. I knew you'd chicken out. - Chicken out?
- I knew it. I knew you'd chicken out. - Chicken out?
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while I go nail down some good seats. while I go nail down some good seats. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 14.252
dot while I go nail down some good seats.
while I go nail down some good seats.
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Okay, after I get the tickets, you line up for the popcorn, Okay, after I get the tickets, you line up for the popcorn, Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 13.627
dot Okay, after I get the tickets, you line up for the popcorn,
Okay, after I get the tickets, you line up for the popcorn,
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He dropped me off. We had a little disagreement. He dropped me off. We had a little disagreement. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 13.531
dot He dropped me off. We had a little disagreement.
He dropped me off. We had a little disagreement.
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Tuesday's good. Judith, how's Tuesday for you? Tuesday's good. Judith, how's Tuesday for you? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 13.481
dot Tuesday's good. Judith, how's Tuesday for you?
Tuesday's good. Judith, how's Tuesday for you?
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I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response. I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 13.465
dot I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response.
I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response.
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Just walk away. Just walk away. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 13.322
dot Just walk away.
Just walk away.
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Only the tip of the iceberg. Only the tip of the iceberg. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 13.193
dot Only the tip of the iceberg.
Only the tip of the iceberg.
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- Mind if I join you? - Might as well. - Mind if I join you? - Might as well. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 13.176
dot - Mind if I join you? - Might as well.
- Mind if I join you? - Might as well.
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That two-faced, wife-poaching, soccer-coaching, rat-bastard! That two-faced, wife-poaching, soccer-coaching, rat-bastard! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 13.122
dot That two-faced, wife-poaching, soccer-coaching, rat-bastard!
That two-faced, wife-poaching, soccer-coaching, rat-bastard!
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Payback's a bitch, buddy. Payback's a bitch, buddy. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 12.967
dot Payback's a bitch, buddy.
Payback's a bitch, buddy.
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I know you built your sundeck without a permit and I am calling it in. I know you built your sundeck without a permit and I am calling it in. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 12.781
dot I know you built your sundeck without a permit and I am calling it in.
I know you built your sundeck without a permit and I am calling it in.
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- Rum and Diet Coke, please? - Here. - Rum and Diet Coke, please? - Here. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 12.269
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- Rum and Diet Coke, please? - Here.
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Place your bets. Where she lands, nobody knows. Place your bets. Where she lands, nobody knows. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 12.251
dot Place your bets. Where she lands, nobody knows.
Place your bets. Where she lands, nobody knows.
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- Charlie, what are you having? - Tequila shooters with a beer back. - Charlie, what are you having? - Tequila shooters with a beer back. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 12.222
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- Charlie, what are you having? - Tequila shooters with a beer back.
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Was it about those dorky shoes? Was it about those dorky shoes? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 12.084
dot Was it about those dorky shoes?
Was it about those dorky shoes?
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No, I'm just spending a little quality time with my grandson. No, I'm just spending a little quality time with my grandson. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 11.970
dot No, I'm just spending a little quality time with my grandson.
No, I'm just spending a little quality time with my grandson.
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I want butter in the middle. Don't just let them squirt it on the top. I want butter in the middle. Don't just let them squirt it on the top. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 11.881
dot I want butter in the middle. Don't just let them squirt it on the top.
I want butter in the middle. Don't just let them squirt it on the top.
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That was the Esperanto Club look. That was the Esperanto Club look. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 11.827
dot That was the Esperanto Club look.
That was the Esperanto Club look.
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