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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]

#1
A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
Year: , Rated:
Score: 22.016
Hayley, what the hell's wrong with you? Finish him!
#2
A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Score: 18.717
Roger, you do not tackle Hayley. If you do that again, you're going on the Naughty Spot. Shut up, cowpoo!
#3
A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Score: 16.747
Roger, get off of her! You're going to break her back! Shut up, cowpoo!
#4
A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Score: 15.502
You know it's rude to tackle Hayley like that, do you? I said no. Now get away.
#5
A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Score: 14.763
Stan, the gray one needs to go on the Naughty Spot because he was told not to tackle Hayley. Roger, I told you not to tackle Hayley. Now you stay on the Naughty Spot until I come and get you.
#6
A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
Year: , Rated:
Score: 14.479
Twatty! Roger, you don't talk to Hayley that way. And you don't tackle her for no fucking reason. Do you understand?
#7
A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Score: 14.223
You're a fat bitch! Twatty!
#8
A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
Year: , Rated:
Score: 13.893
It's time for The Gentle Bearded Christian Sing-Along Hour.
#9
A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
Year: , Rated:
Score: 13.890
Oh, what fresh hell is this?
#10
A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
Year: , Rated:
Score: 13.587
Hayley, you take that back!
#11
A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
Year: , Rated:
Score: 13.086
Roger, NO! Hands off! On the rug, 5 minutes! Big fat bum!
#12
A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
Year: , Rated:
Score: 12.991
Roger, walk over there and sit on the rug. For 5 minutes. Because you tackled Hayley. Now stay there until you're ready to say sorry, you lying, slimy, son of a bitch!
#13
A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Score: 12.986
# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #
#14
A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Score: 12.840
Ah! Getyour greasy paws out of my "orificee-cees."
#15
A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
Year: , Rated:
Score: 12.709
Roger, walk over there and sit on the rug. For 5 minutes. Because you tackled Hayley. You now the rules: Don't get up or cry. Tell me you're sorry, give me a hug, go say sorry to Hayley, then move on.
#16
A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Score: 12.695
Roger, if you talk to me like that again, I'll tell my dad. Do you understand? You're a bitch!
#17
A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
Year: , Rated:
Score: 12.565
No! I just cleaned this carpet.
#18
A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Score: 12.183
Roger, Francine's going to count to three. And you better be on the rug before you make Hayley pee her pants! I HAVE TO GO PEE!
#19
A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Score: 12.044
Roger, NO! Hands off! On the rug, 5 minutes! Twatty
#20
A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
Year: , Rated:
Score: 11.973
Get off her. If I have to tell you again, you'll go sit on the rug. Understand? Talk to the hand.
#21
A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Score: 11.895
- You're such a loser!
#22
A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
Year: , Rated:
Score: 11.881
On the rug, 5 minutes! Shut up, cowpoo!
#23
A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
Year: , Rated:
Score: 11.772
For this Roger, you go sit on the rug for 5 minutes. Because you tackled Hayley. You can't get up until you say sorry.
#24
A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
Year: , Rated:
Score: 11.632
ROGER! DO NOT SHOUT! GO FOR A WEE! I'M COUNTING! 1, 2, 3! I'm going to pee in my pants then!