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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- You'll never see your kid's graduation. - I went to Rory's graduation.
- and he wants to go full-on sewer. - How can we do that?
Just come to bed!
Did you ever ask him what he wanted?
- You mean a psychiatrist. - That could work, too.
Would Dean Martin go in without Jerry Lewis?
Katye what the heck are you doing??
- Oh, thank you, love. - My pleasure, Ms. Shropshire.
Michel's husband Frederick wants a baby.
We even got 'em with a little extra junk in the trunk,
- I made the same excellent point. - What's with the signs?
Mom. Do it over.
I figured if you wanted another kid, you'd say something.
then he and a panel will stage testimonial re-enactments for the county assessor.
I don't know what to do or where to go.
- What kind of a cover... - It's Neil Patrick Harris.
With dignity and in your own time frame.
- I hate this pop-up idea. - We have an empty dining room and kitchen.
- Where are you going to live? - I'll get my own place again, eventually.
I could crash here, I could crash at Lane's.
- Go, Petal! - Don't encourage her.
Impossible, because I don't speak huh?
♪ But winter has a magic of its own ♪
to play hide and seek, and I went and hid in his steamer trunk,
- Hey, how old is this coffee? - Old.
You could play softball and do it in the dugout.
- She abandoned us. - She did not abandon us.
'Cause it's a... a real presence.
Hi, Miss Patty!
is at least thematically correct.
Put 'em down right now.
- The food truck guy. - He's not a food truck guy.
- Or I can stay with Mom, Lane or you. - So you're homeless.
Ooh, I saved the best for last.
We plant an egg in a viable body, we fertilize it and out comes a baby.
A fleet of food trucks, three restaurants and a massive online following.
Mom, what can I help you with?
well-behaved wives with tiny feet, not hellions like myself.
But too bad, I'm going to limit you to just one.
so I asked if she had someone she could recommend.
- No, it's all yours, Brian. - Did you get beer?
I'm doing a green pea congee with fried shallots, spring onions,
♪ But if you got anything to say to me You better say it with cash ♪
Hey, Luke... did you ever want a kid?
- Is that what you said to me? - I also said I'm sorry.
No, for you I pull out the prime meat.
Thank you, Francis.
- Damn that TSA! - Really? You went through my stuff?
Oh, yeah. Hey, how much is this gonna cost?
Mmm, that is good.
- Like body parts? - That would be on the list, sure.
- What do you think that means? - Luke, look.
of her granddaughter's disastrous day
Aw, you got a letter from April.
and he told me she wasn't speaking Spanish,
Excuse me? I don't think the Wi-Fi is working.
- That's what tabling means. - No.
- Le Chat Club closed due to rats. - Again?
- Last name Anka. - Weirdly close to my last name.
I think it's kind of exciting, you know?
- ♪ That gave you the hula hoop ♪ - ♪ I'm the man ♪
Oh! That's my work phone.
Ditto. Bye, guys.
You took me by surprise.
It's the middle of the day.
That starts in a month, when she gets back from India.
Mom lies! You better run, little sister!
I know there are hundreds to choose from.
Hi, Paul. I'm so sorry, I just...
or What school district is it in?
- Luke! Buddy! - Hey, everybody. Emily.
♪ Now the sun is in my eye ♪
What did she just say?
knocking down everything and everyone in your path.
I've been in this racket for years
- Do not get your phone. - What are you talking about?
- ♪ I'm the man ♪ - ♪ I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man ♪
I'm not letting any of those bottle-service bimbos carry your baby.
- I need to look for something. - Your lucky outfit?
- Did my boxes get here? - Behind the rack.
I bet it will.
Hold on! Hello?
Okay, Sandy, see you then.
Oh, Kirk, come on!
- Why are you out here? It's freezing. - 'Cause we're a team.
I'm not crazy.
We are the largest full-service fertility
You won't turn it off when the suspicious sister, co-worker,
and wearing faded $200 rock T-shirts with bands on them he's never seen.
You're not having sex with her. She's married.
The lawyers can do that, right?
No, there is no return policy. What's she going to return? It's a baby.
It could be great, and you deserve that.
One of his favorites.
Uh-huh. You two, park it over there.
Why, no, you didn't.
♪ When the blue light of the moon ♪
From a cursory glance, you seem symmetrical and well-balanced.
Oh, looks like Martin's asleep.
Helps get out my anxieties. Keeps me calm.
♪ So give me all your money You know I think I'm funny ♪
Did you get a new handyman, Mom?
Oh, I doubt that.
and we can take care of everything.
You don't wanna toss a ball around with your son?
It's a dream!
Do not make that sound!
It had that early American tenement shtetl slash Trainspotting vibe
No. Yes. All good. You're right.
- You can't beat it. - There's a debate
- You don't? - No.
and not me, who recklessly violated trademark laws and perpetrated fraud.
- Yes, please. - You sure I didn't wake you up?
- Carry the baby. - Our baby.
You will like my husband.
- Pardon? - The floor.
Now if you'll excuse me...
- So, keep? - Keep.
- None. - Plus?
He drinks vodka because it has less carbs.
You're okay with this vagabond existence she's leading?
Berta, these boxes need to go outside.
He's flying out to the coast, as if this is not a coast.
and then over the picture, the light. Over here, the picture...
It's so... big.
She drinks as fast as she talks and she never seems to get tipsy at all.
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