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The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]

TV-PG Comedy
 

Jerry goes down to Florida for his father's birthday. George tries to avoid Susan's parents. Elaine can't figure out her new boyfriend's nationality. Kramer decides to retire.

#1
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 30.897
You must exercise the gaskets, George.
#2
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 29.451
Yay, Jerry got it open.
#3
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 28.876
Snoopy and Prickly Pete.
#4
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 28.008
Pinko commie rag.
#5
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.629
...I have to exercise Jerry's gaskets.
#6
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.408
It does other things!
#7
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.405
- Another solarium? - Yes, two solariums.
#8
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.342
How could you spend $200 on a tip calculator?
#9
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.210
I don't think we should be talking about this.
#10
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.375
I hear you, sister.
#11
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.234
There's no solarium. There's no Prickly Pete.
#12
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.958
All right, we're taking it up a notch.
#13
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.508
...sit in the heat, pretend it's not hot, and enforce these rules.
#14
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.867
The next condo board president of Del Boca Vista, phase three.
#15
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.694
This isn't a Wizard. It's a Willard.
#16
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.473
...but this was one of those truly glorious Hampton weekends...
#17
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.861
All right, Jerry, I'll do it. See you.
#18
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.830
Haven't you done enough to these people?
#19
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.645
And I laughed and I laughed.
#20
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.375
Another fine meal. And now for my Wizard tip calculator.
#21
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.276
Dad, it's got lots of other functions.
#22
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.992
Don't eat cookies for breakfast.
#23
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.817
We don't like you, George.
#24
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.733
...come on, let's get nuts!
#25
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.358
...and flush the toilet so the gaskets don't dry out and leak.