The Baptism - Curb Your Enthusiasm [S02E09]

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The Baptism - Curb Your Enthusiasm [S02E09]
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Cheryl and Larry head to Monterey to attend her sister's wedding. Larry is peeved that the man her sister is marrying is a Jewish man converting to Christianity. But Larry has even bigger ...

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18 Nov 2001
The Baptism
Keith Truesdell
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#1
Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 20.981
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Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.392
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Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.971
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Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.873
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#5
Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.369
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#6
Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 11.682
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Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 9.0255
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Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 8.8649
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Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 8.1690
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Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 8.1224
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Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 7.5815
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Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 6.8305
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Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 6.7578
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Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 6.7210
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Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 6.4246
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Score 6.3043
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Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 6.2941
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Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
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Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 5.9988
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Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 5.9550
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Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 5.5267
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Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 5.1983
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Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 4.8430
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Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 4.8287
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