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Towelie - South Park [S05E08]

TV-MA AnimationComedy
 

The boys try to rescue their new video game system from the hands of a government agency with the help of a talking towel named Towelie.

#1
Towelie - South Park [S05E08]
Released: 2001-08-08, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 27.976
You're the worst character ever, Towelie.
#2
Towelie - South Park [S05E08]
Released: 2001-08-08, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 26.566
Kenny!
#3
Towelie - South Park [S05E08]
Released: 2001-08-08, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 25.798
Oh, man, why is everyone riding me today? God damn it.
#4
Towelie - South Park [S05E08]
Released: 2001-08-08, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 25.100
- Eric, put that down. - Why?
#5
Towelie - South Park [S05E08]
Released: 2001-08-08, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 23.495
Kill me. Kill me.
#6
Towelie - South Park [S05E08]
Released: 2001-08-08, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 23.412
You shouldn't have done that. He's just a boy.
#7
Towelie - South Park [S05E08]
Released: 2001-08-08, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 22.404
- Don't preach to me, fatso. - I can preach to you all I want
#8
Towelie - South Park [S05E08]
Released: 2001-08-08, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 21.965
Be sure to bring a towel so you don't get all wet.
#9
Towelie - South Park [S05E08]
Released: 2001-08-08, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 21.234
- You wanna get high? - No, we don't wanna get high.
#10
Towelie - South Park [S05E08]
Released: 2001-08-08, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 21.168
You wanna get high?
#11
Towelie - South Park [S05E08]
Released: 2001-08-08, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 21.149
You see, after Towelie got high and wandered off from here,
#12
Towelie - South Park [S05E08]
Released: 2001-08-08, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 20.885
or "I Hate Towelie" T-shirt.
#13
Towelie - South Park [S05E08]
Released: 2001-08-08, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 20.297
Oh, man, I have no idea what's going on.
#14
Towelie - South Park [S05E08]
Released: 2001-08-08, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 20.213
- You asshole. - Towelie, don't let go of us,
#15
Towelie - South Park [S05E08]
Released: 2001-08-08, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 19.940
Can you imagine it? What it would feel like to be way, way too dry?
#16
Towelie - South Park [S05E08]
Released: 2001-08-08, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 19.501
How long has it been since you've had a nice burn, huh?
#17
Towelie - South Park [S05E08]
Released: 2001-08-08, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 19.088
But even after you're dry, the towel makes you more dry.
#18
Towelie - South Park [S05E08]
Released: 2001-08-08, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 19.037
- You wanna get high? - No.
#19
Towelie - South Park [S05E08]
Released: 2001-08-08, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.909
Don't forget to bring a towel.
#20
Towelie - South Park [S05E08]
Released: 2001-08-08, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.228
- Seven and a half. - Hurry up, stupid parachute.
#21
Towelie - South Park [S05E08]
Released: 2001-08-08, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.973
Well, I'm gonna get a little high.
#22
Towelie - South Park [S05E08]
Released: 2001-08-08, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.792
- He's got... What is it? - Date-rape psychosis.
#23
Towelie - South Park [S05E08]
Released: 2001-08-08, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.393
- Don't forget to bring a towel. - What?
#24
Towelie - South Park [S05E08]
Released: 2001-08-08, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.248
- Poor little fella. - What is it, Mom?
#25
Towelie - South Park [S05E08]
Released: 2001-08-08, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.177
I know.