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So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)

PG-13 ComedyRomance
 

A San Francisco poet who fears commitment has a girlfriend who he suspects may not be who she appears.

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#1
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.424
And, Charlie, light a match.
#2
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.408
Show her the picture of Charlie when he shit his pants at Niagara Falls.
#3
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.635
- "Negatory," good buddy. - You're embarrassing me.
#4
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.176
I'm on my Weekly World News Garth Brooks Juice Diet.
#5
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.012
Let's get pissed!
#6
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.528
Like it's the fruits of the devil. Evil.
#7
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.240
Heed, pants, now!
#8
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.671
Do you link your own sausage?
#9
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.664
Scotland has its own martial arts.
#10
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.597
Itís called "fuck you!"
#11
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.739
Charlie tells me you're a butcher.
#12
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.462
You've turned into a sexy wee bastard. Do you know that?
#13
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.232
Come! Let us dance like children of the night.
#14
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.179
Look at what I bought myself. A Juice Tiger.
#15
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.064
You know what this place needs? A large, oversized poster of Atlantic City.
#16
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.034
My name is John Johnson, but everyone here calls me Vicki.
#17
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.031
I like the nightlife. I like to boogie.
#18
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.973
What the fuck? Rose!
#19
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.752
She smelled like soup.
#20
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.515
Yes. Yes, you are naked.
#21
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.243
Float away, you fairy!
#22
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.179
"Pregnant Man Gives Birth!"
#23
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.645
I'm smitten. I am in deep shit.
#24
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 24.859
pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities.
#25
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 24.816
I juice everything now. I'm on a new diet.