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Male Unbonding - Seinfeld [S01E03]

PG N/A
 

Jerry tries various excuses to avoid meeting with an old friend with whom he no longer shares any interests.

#1
Male Unbonding - Seinfeld [S01E03]
Released: 1990-06-14, Rated: PG
Score: 29.224
I need some kind of excuse Rolodex.
#2
Male Unbonding - Seinfeld [S01E03]
Released: 1990-06-14, Rated: PG
Score: 26.862
- What is this? - It's a list of excuses.
#3
Male Unbonding - Seinfeld [S01E03]
Released: 1990-06-14, Rated: PG
Score: 25.767
I would've been friends with Stalin if he had a Ping-Pong table.
#4
Male Unbonding - Seinfeld [S01E03]
Released: 1990-06-14, Rated: PG
Score: 22.827
Looks like your belt is digesting a small animal.
#5
Male Unbonding - Seinfeld [S01E03]
Released: 1990-06-14, Rated: PG
Score: 22.580
Perfect.
#6
Male Unbonding - Seinfeld [S01E03]
Released: 1990-06-14, Rated: PG
Score: 22.120
That's funny. You're a funny guy.
#7
Male Unbonding - Seinfeld [S01E03]
Released: 1990-06-14, Rated: PG
Score: 21.284
Look, what are you saying? What, you like turkey roll?
#8
Male Unbonding - Seinfeld [S01E03]
Released: 1990-06-14, Rated: PG
Score: 21.003
- It's all supervised. - Oh, well...
#9
Male Unbonding - Seinfeld [S01E03]
Released: 1990-06-14, Rated: PG
Score: 20.846
- You want to invest? - My money's tied up in change.
#10
Male Unbonding - Seinfeld [S01E03]
Released: 1990-06-14, Rated: PG
Score: 20.720
He had a Ping-Pong table. We were friends.
#11
Male Unbonding - Seinfeld [S01E03]
Released: 1990-06-14, Rated: PG
Score: 20.538
- That's you. - I'm just saying.
#12
Male Unbonding - Seinfeld [S01E03]
Released: 1990-06-14, Rated: PG
Score: 20.412
- Howard Metro. - Howard Metro.
#13
Male Unbonding - Seinfeld [S01E03]
Released: 1990-06-14, Rated: PG
Score: 20.238
I don't think we should see each other anymore.
#14
Male Unbonding - Seinfeld [S01E03]
Released: 1990-06-14, Rated: PG
Score: 19.801
You ran out of underwear, you can't leave the house.
#15
Male Unbonding - Seinfeld [S01E03]
Released: 1990-06-14, Rated: PG
Score: 19.562
I'll go if I don't have to talk.
#16
Male Unbonding - Seinfeld [S01E03]
Released: 1990-06-14, Rated: PG
Score: 19.510
Have you ever had their egg salad?
#17
Male Unbonding - Seinfeld [S01E03]
Released: 1990-06-14, Rated: PG
Score: 19.507
I mean, I'm your biggest fan.
#18
Male Unbonding - Seinfeld [S01E03]
Released: 1990-06-14, Rated: PG
Score: 19.362
Yeah, I'll have the egg salad on whole wheat.
#19
Male Unbonding - Seinfeld [S01E03]
Released: 1990-06-14, Rated: PG
Score: 19.089
You know, trapezoid, rhombus.
#20
Male Unbonding - Seinfeld [S01E03]
Released: 1990-06-14, Rated: PG
Score: 18.816
I was buying her one of those containers of orange drink.
#21
Male Unbonding - Seinfeld [S01E03]
Released: 1990-06-14, Rated: PG
Score: 18.688
I have this sick compulsion to tell women how I feel.
#22
Male Unbonding - Seinfeld [S01E03]
Released: 1990-06-14, Rated: PG
Score: 18.410
I don't care. I'm not hungry.
#23
Male Unbonding - Seinfeld [S01E03]
Released: 1990-06-14, Rated: PG
Score: 18.128
...next Wednesday. - Next Wednesday.
#24
Male Unbonding - Seinfeld [S01E03]
Released: 1990-06-14, Rated: PG
Score: 18.076
...is that real turkey or is it a turkey roll?
#25
Male Unbonding - Seinfeld [S01E03]
Released: 1990-06-14, Rated: PG
Score: 18.000
I reach into my pocket to pay for it. I look down.