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The Apartment - Seinfeld [S02E05]

TV-PG Comedy
 

When an apartment becomes available in Jerry's building, he helps Elaine get it, only to regret his decision to do so. George starts wearing a wedding ring because he's heard that it helps single guys pick up women.

#1
The Apartment - Seinfeld [S02E05]
Released: 1991-04-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.338
You're all winners!
#2
The Apartment - Seinfeld [S02E05]
Released: 1991-04-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.127
Winston Churchill said, Why stand when you can sit?
#3
The Apartment - Seinfeld [S02E05]
Released: 1991-04-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.896
Boys, boys.
#4
The Apartment - Seinfeld [S02E05]
Released: 1991-04-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.502
But, suddenly, a new contender has emerged.
#5
The Apartment - Seinfeld [S02E05]
Released: 1991-04-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.554
For I am Costanza, lord of the idiots.
#6
The Apartment - Seinfeld [S02E05]
Released: 1991-04-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.777
A woman from Norway, a guy from Kenya and 20,000 losers.
#7
The Apartment - Seinfeld [S02E05]
Released: 1991-04-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.394
That's a lot of money...
#8
The Apartment - Seinfeld [S02E05]
Released: 1991-04-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.560
- But I need the home-bed advantage. - Of course. We all do.
#9
The Apartment - Seinfeld [S02E05]
Released: 1991-04-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.215
People don't turn down money. It's what separates us from the animals.
#10
The Apartment - Seinfeld [S02E05]
Released: 1991-04-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.006
Ever go to a singles' weekend in the Poconos?
#11
The Apartment - Seinfeld [S02E05]
Released: 1991-04-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.405
Isn't that child abuse?
#12
The Apartment - Seinfeld [S02E05]
Released: 1991-04-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.221
You can't pick up anything. There's no absorption.
#13
The Apartment - Seinfeld [S02E05]
Released: 1991-04-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.720
- Yeah, the guy with the flat head. - He's a cube.
#14
The Apartment - Seinfeld [S02E05]
Released: 1991-04-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.044
No one's a bigger idiot than me.
#15
The Apartment - Seinfeld [S02E05]
Released: 1991-04-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.858
- How could you do that? - Because I'm an idiot.
#16
The Apartment - Seinfeld [S02E05]
Released: 1991-04-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.784
Four hundred a month? Only 400 a month?
#17
The Apartment - Seinfeld [S02E05]
Released: 1991-04-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.690
- And the rent is only $400 a month. - Get out!
#18
The Apartment - Seinfeld [S02E05]
Released: 1991-04-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.680
My whole life is a sham.
#19
The Apartment - Seinfeld [S02E05]
Released: 1991-04-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.675
This is an idiot.
#20
The Apartment - Seinfeld [S02E05]
Released: 1991-04-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.621
...because I really have a thing for bald guys with glasses.
#21
The Apartment - Seinfeld [S02E05]
Released: 1991-04-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.527
My pre-mousse, and now I begin my post-mousse.
#22
The Apartment - Seinfeld [S02E05]
Released: 1991-04-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.443
Can I do this? Am I a shusher? I used to be a shushee.
#23
The Apartment - Seinfeld [S02E05]
Released: 1991-04-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.021
What are you talking about? Come on, cough it up.
#24
The Apartment - Seinfeld [S02E05]
Released: 1991-04-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.789
Jerry, you don't have $5000 you can lend her?
#25
The Apartment - Seinfeld [S02E05]
Released: 1991-04-04, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.686
They won't shush. They're the unshushables.