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BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]

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A publishing house eagerly awaits BoJack's memoirs, but he hasn't even started yet. His agent/ex and his publisher try to talk him into working with a ghost writer, but BoJack's too despondent about being washed up to focus.

#1
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Released: 2014-08-22, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 30.762
What is this, a crossover episode?
#2
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Released: 2014-08-22, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 28.522
You walked in at the worst possible moment!
#3
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Released: 2014-08-22, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 24.144
This penis has been inside this vagina.
#4
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Released: 2014-08-22, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 23.639
Hey, aren't you the horse from Horsin' Around?
#5
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Released: 2014-08-22, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 22.391
BoJack, I'm almost there.
#6
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Released: 2014-08-22, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 22.375
Neigh way, Jose.
#7
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Released: 2014-08-22, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 21.097
[moaning]
#8
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Released: 2014-08-22, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 20.753
It takes a lot of beer to get me drunk.
#9
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Released: 2014-08-22, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 20.746
I was masturbating to what the picture represented.
#10
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Released: 2014-08-22, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 20.211
Wait. Shh! Shut up.
#11
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Released: 2014-08-22, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 19.199
Too smart for the room?
#12
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Released: 2014-08-22, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.892
Well, can you take it even easier?
#13
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Released: 2014-08-22, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.640
♪ Horsin' around ♪ [neighs]
#14
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Released: 2014-08-22, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.393
- Yep. - But in a sexual way.
#15
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Released: 2014-08-22, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.390
It works on every level.
#16
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Released: 2014-08-22, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.225
What kind of headline is that?
#17
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Released: 2014-08-22, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.186
[sighs] Mondays.
#18
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Released: 2014-08-22, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.159
masturbating to old pictures of yourself?
#19
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Released: 2014-08-22, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.666
Why so gloomy, roomie?
#20
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Released: 2014-08-22, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.618
Todd, I weigh over 1,200 pounds.
#21
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Released: 2014-08-22, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.578
You look like a pile of crap ate a second pile of crap
#22
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Released: 2014-08-22, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.105
I need you to take it easy.
#23
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Released: 2014-08-22, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.099
I'm kidding, jeez. It was Emily Mortimer.
#24
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Released: 2014-08-22, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.013
Always a Clydesdale, never a Clyde, eh, BoJack?
#25
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Released: 2014-08-22, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 16.982
Is this a quinceañera?