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BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]

TV-MA AnimationComedyDrama
 

A publishing house eagerly awaits BoJack's memoirs, but he hasn't even started yet. His agent/ex and his publisher try to talk him into working with a ghost writer, but BoJack's too despondent about being washed up to focus.

#1
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 27.940
You walked in at the worst possible moment!
#2
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 22.339
This penis has been inside this vagina.
#3
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 22.254
Hey, aren't you the horse from Horsin' Around?
#4
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 21.189
BoJack, I'm almost there.
#5
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 20.072
[moaning]
#6
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 19.930
Neigh way, Jose.
#7
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 19.389
I was masturbating to what the picture represented.
#8
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 19.341
Wait. Shh! Shut up.
#9
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.737
Well, can you take it even easier?
#10
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.450
It takes a lot of beer to get me drunk.
#11
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.112
♪ Horsin' around ♪ [neighs]
#12
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.035
[sighs] Mondays.
#13
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.916
What kind of headline is that?
#14
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.219
Why so gloomy, roomie?
#15
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.195
What is this, a crossover episode?
#16
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 16.654
Todd, I weigh over 1,200 pounds.
#17
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 16.635
- Yep. - But in a sexual way.
#18
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 16.050
I need you to take it easy.
#19
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.731
Is it just me, or am I nailing this interview?
#20
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.654
You look like a pile of crap ate a second pile of crap
#21
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.421
It works on every level.
#22
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.379
masturbating to old pictures of yourself?
#23
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.181
Were we not seeing other people?
#24
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.180
Dumb guy eats bread, gets fat, the end.
#25
BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One - BoJack Horseman [S01E01]
Year: 2014, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 14.980
Always a Clydesdale, never a Clyde, eh, BoJack?