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Zoolander PG-13
Comedy

At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.

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#1
Zoolander
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 33.579
Look out! Tushy squeeze!
#2
Zoolander
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.203
Cool story, Hansel.
#3
Zoolander
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.002
Screw him! Hold out for more!
#4
Zoolander
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.288
Good, because I'm a hot little potato right now.
#5
Zoolander
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.208
With a push-up bra, you could have a nice rack of lamb going on there.
#6
Zoolander
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.886
- Oh, snap! - A joke.
#7
Zoolander
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.706
- Oh! - Oh, snap!
#8
Zoolander
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.599
Ugly protesters bothering beautiful people.
#9
Zoolander
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.454
You're more dead to me than your dead mother.
#10
Zoolander
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.252
You have 1,200 messages...
#11
Zoolander
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.243
I hate Hansel! Hansel, Hansel! Everywhere I look! Hansel!
#12
Zoolander
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.132
For Christ's sake, it's a casserole, Sheila! It'll stay!
#13
Zoolander
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.009
Doesn't anyone notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
#14
Zoolander
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.695
Prancing around in your underwear with your wiener hanging out?
#15
Zoolander
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.302
Popping and locking, fool!
#16
Zoolander
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.207
I knew it was a joke, Meekus. I just didn't get it right away.
#17
Zoolander
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.191
- Maury Ballstein, Balls Models. - A man who needs no introduction.
#18
Zoolander
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.167
The world's greatest hand model.
#19
Zoolander
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.022
to off the prime minister of Micronesia.
#20
Zoolander
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.824
- Matilda Jeffries. - Keep pulling the sweater.
#21
Zoolander
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.810
That is a bit above average.
#22
Zoolander
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.673
But now the forbidden fruit must be tasted.
#23
Zoolander
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.592
Did my pin get in the way of your ass?
#24
Zoolander
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.344
- Hey, Derek. - Hey, Maurice.
#25
Zoolander
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.181
I was the fat kid in my class.