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I rip and I rhyme I rhyme and I rip
Hey, Steve! Hey, you guys!
your dick will be smokin'
so let's go straight to the motherfuckin' source
Oh, no, man, no!
to be a CD-Getter man, you know, I'm a rapper
and walk through northern New Jersey,
others treat their headaches with ibuprofen
Hey!
Oh, very good question, young lady.
I'm sayin', I think you 5-0.
Dirty motherfucker!
Hey, everyone, look what I found.
kickin' dust as I bust fuck peace
I'd just stay home all day, watch "Scarface" 50 times,
and now they wanna make a deal with me
What's wrong, Dangle?
as I skeet skeet skeet all over the walls!
but you'll get no pussy
Chappelle's Show.
Now, if y'all excuse me,
Some people think they need it just to get through the day.
(record scratch)
(clink clink clink)
that shows the animal that beer brings out?
Y’all gotta a walk up to the Bronx and get me a flawless Cambodian passport
Hey, everybody, we're gonna take a quick commercial break.
I'm the herpes the herpes
Geno
Dudes' night out!
(applause)
Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater,
you gonna do your ha counts, Tony?
I'm shutting the studio down lol
From fuckin'.
Drinkin' beer brings the animal out in somebody.
The bad news is that I'm shuttin' down the studio.
That's right, Wyclef, playboy.
So you can go out and buy
Awww he hook on drugs Oh well