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The Martian (2015)

PG-13 AdventureDramaSci-Fi
 

During a manned mission to Mars, Astronaut Mark Watney is presumed dead after a fierce storm and left behind by his crew. But Watney has survived and finds himself stranded and alone on the hostile planet. With only meager supplies, he must draw upon h...

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#1
The Martian (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: PG-13
Score: 33.647
Fuck you, Mars.
#2
The Martian (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.906
A Space Pirate.
#3
The Martian (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.348
Mark Watney, Space Pirate.
#4
The Martian (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.327
or "coquettish ingénue."
#5
The Martian (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.291
The overtime alone will be a nightmare.
#6
The Martian (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.218
FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Pressure stable.
#7
The Martian (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.757
It has been seven days since I ran out of ketchup.
#8
The Martian (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.175
"Are you kidding me?"
#9
The Martian (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.138
This is Mindy Park in SatCon.
#10
The Martian (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.834
"Rich Purnell Maneuver."
#11
The Martian (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.333
I need more coffee.
#12
The Martian (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.124
You wanna send him into space under a tarp.
#13
The Martian (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.001
(SIGHS) is a real dick-punch.
#14
The Martian (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: PG-13
Score: 24.761
He's sticking to schedule.
#15
The Martian (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: PG-13
Score: 24.224
This is officially the least disco song she owns.
#16
The Martian (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: PG-13
Score: 24.188
FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning. Excessive tilt.
#17
The Martian (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: PG-13
Score: 24.146
F-word in gerund form.
#18
The Martian (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: PG-13
Score: 24.133
I'm gonna dip this potato in some crushed Vicodin.
#19
The Martian (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: PG-13
Score: 24.109
I should go with "High School Senior"...
#20
The Martian (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: PG-13
Score: 23.964
God! God, God, God, God!
#21
The Martian (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: PG-13
Score: 23.691
I'm gonna have to science the shit out of this.
#22
The Martian (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: PG-13
Score: 23.420
Tell them what you just told me.
#23
The Martian (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: PG-13
Score: 22.679
He asked us to call him Captain Blondebeard.
#24
The Martian (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: PG-13
Score: 22.655
(ROCK THE BOAT PLAYING)
#25
The Martian (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: PG-13
Score: 22.627
You think he means it like...