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Ted 2 (2015)

R Comedy
 

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

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#1
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 32.208
Hey, you shut the fuck up!
#2
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 31.671
BJs here! Get your BJs! Get your red-hot BJs!
#3
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 31.295
There are no chicks with dicks, Johnny! Only guys with tits!
#4
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 30.217
Go to hell!
#5
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 29.974
I think I want to sleep on a bed made of your voice.
#6
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 29.688
Hey, fuck your Chrysler!
#7
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 29.326
(SHOUTS) What the fuck?
#8
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 28.739
That felt smooth. That felt really smooth. Oh!
#9
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 28.364
Someone's trying to steal Tom Brady's jizz again.
#10
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 28.096
Oh! It smells like somebody's got a poopy diaper.
#11
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 28.072
NEIGHBOR: Shut the fuck up!
#12
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 28.048
Leave me alone!
#13
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 27.949
Oh, for Christ's sake!
#14
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 27.795
Fuck!
#15
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 27.601
My turn, assholes!
#16
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 27.568
I mean, fucking Steven Tyler?
#17
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 27.536
There's so much porn!
#18
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 27.381
You son of a bitch!
#19
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 27.357
Get your BJs here.
#20
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 27.177
Take your goddamn teddy bear with you!
#21
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 27.062
(SHOUTS) what the hell?
#22
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 27.042
What, like garbage or a piece of shit?
#23
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 27.035
Bah, bah, bah!
#24
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.872
TED: Let me know when you're ready to go
#25
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.584
You can suck my dick