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Ted 2 (2015)

R Comedy
 

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

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#1
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 29.299
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#2
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 27.210
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#3
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.696
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#4
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.580
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#5
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.361
Hey, you shut the fuck up!
#6
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.082
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#7
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.894
My turn, assholes!
#8
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.691
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#9
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.686
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#10
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.391
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#11
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.321
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#12
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.222
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#13
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.192
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#14
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.130
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#15
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.081
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#16
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 24.461
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#17
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 24.127
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#18
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 23.980
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#19
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 23.746
(EXCLAIMS) (KlssEs)
#20
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 23.732
I mean, fucking Steven Tyler?
#21
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 23.596
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#22
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 23.482
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#23
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 23.416
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#24
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 23.256
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#25
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 23.254
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