Married with Children (1987) - S08E09

Married with Children (1987) - S08E09
TV-PG Comedy

Al Bundy is a misanthropic women's shoe salesman with a miserable life. He hates his job, his wife is lazy, his son is dysfunctional (especially with women), and his daughter is dim-witted and promiscuous.

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05 Apr 1987
Married with Children
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#1
Released 1987-04-05, Rated TV-PG
Score 27.359
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Hi, honey. I'm home.
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#2
Released 1987-04-05, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.112
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#3
Released 1987-04-05, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.942
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Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat.
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#4
Released 1987-04-05, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.888
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At the nudie bar!
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#5
Released 1987-04-05, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.224
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It's the fat that makes you look fat.
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#6
Released 1987-04-05, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.805
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Hooters! Hooters! Hooters! Hoot...!
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#7
Released 1987-04-05, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.667
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You're in No Ma'am's land now, baby.
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#8
Released 1987-04-05, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.062
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This is the last straw.
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#9
Released 1987-04-05, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.594
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My eggs, my eggs
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#10
Released 1987-04-05, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.243
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- You're a chicken. - Yeah!
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#11
Released 1987-04-05, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.788
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So in conclusion...
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#12
Released 1987-04-05, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.445
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Hell.
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#13
Released 1987-04-05, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.363
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My eggs, my eggs
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#14
Released 1987-04-05, Rated TV-PG
Score 11.562
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I'll try.
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#15
Released 1987-04-05, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.874
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My eggs, my eggs
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#16
Released 1987-04-05, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.592
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Nudie bar.
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#17
Released 1987-04-05, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.580
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Coming live to you from the Club Squish, Miss Bubbles Double Dee.
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#18
Released 1987-04-05, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.187
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All right, Bud and Kelly Kat.
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#19
Released 1987-04-05, Rated TV-PG
Score 9.8900
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Would you jump up and down?
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#20
Released 1987-04-05, Rated TV-PG
Score 9.7635
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Good evening, women, I'm jerry Springer...
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Al Bundy, you sloth. Al Bundy, you sloth. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 1987-04-05, Rated TV-PG
Score 9.5617
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Al Bundy, you sloth.
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#22
Released 1987-04-05, Rated TV-PG
Score 9.2428
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I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
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...it's jerry Springer, the masculine feminist. ...it's jerry Springer, the masculine feminist. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 1987-04-05, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.8762
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...it's jerry Springer, the masculine feminist.
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#24
Released 1987-04-05, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.8536
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Where the breasts may be fake, but, man, do they shake.
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#25
Released 1987-04-05, Rated TV-PG
Score 7.8958
dot I hate that guy.
I hate that guy.
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