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"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise

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"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
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Score: 29.114
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
#2
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 20.362
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
#3
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 18.745
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
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"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 18.722
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
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"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
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Score: 18.528
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
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"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 18.201
We're just technologically impaired
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"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 17.740
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
#8
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 17.305
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anudder
#9
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 16.857
I've churned butter once or twice
#10
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 15.746
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
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"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
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Score: 15.711
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
#12
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 15.407
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
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"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 14.749
Or else, my brother, I might just have to get medieval on your heinie
#14
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 14.422
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
#15
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 14.242
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
#16
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 13.969
We been spending most our lives
#17
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 13.746
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
#18
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 13.199
We sell quilts at discount price
#19
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 12.936
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
#20
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 12.594
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
#21
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 12.405
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
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"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 11.818
It's hard work and sacrifice
#23
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 11.735
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
#24
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 11.691
We're all crazy Mennonites
#25
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 11.541
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?