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"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise

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"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 28.942
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
#2
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 19.293
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
#3
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 17.100
We're just technologically impaired
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"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 16.786
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
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"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 16.640
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
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"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 16.596
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
#7
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 16.336
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
#8
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 15.437
I've churned butter once or twice
#9
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 14.891
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anudder
#10
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 14.148
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
#11
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 13.929
We been spending most our lives
#12
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 13.838
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
#13
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 13.560
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
#14
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 13.038
We sell quilts at discount price
#15
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 11.970
It's hard work and sacrifice
#16
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 11.511
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
#17
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 11.418
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
#18
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 11.239
Or else, my brother, I might just have to get medieval on your heinie
#19
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 10.927
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
#20
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 10.596
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
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"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 10.245
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
#22
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 10.120
It's as primitive as can be
#23
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 9.9607
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
#24
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 9.6426
Living in an Amish paradise
#25
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 9.5424
We're all crazy Mennonites