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Captain Ron (1992)

PG-13 AdventureComedy
 

A family in Chicago inherits the yacht formerly owned by Clark Gable. They decide to sail it from the island of Ste. Pomme de Terre to Miami, and they sail with the assistance of Captain ...

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#1
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 35.052
He said gorilla. Not guerrilla. Guer, go.
#2
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 33.293
It's just a little squall. They come on you fast and leave you fast.
#3
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.647
It's the land of voodoo, hoodoo and all kinda weird shit.
#4
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.257
Let's light the fires and kick the tires. Push that back.
#5
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.231
- Yes! Why is that, Captain Ron? - Nobody knows.
#6
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.207
The leg is a lot better. I heal fast. I believe in Jesus, so that helps.
#7
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.154
Diesels love oil like a sailor loves rum.
#8
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.120
Hey, Clarice! Babe! Who are you waving at?
#9
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.828
Don't let my children find me drowned and naked in the shower.
#10
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.310
Besides, if we get lost, we dock somewhere and ask directions.
#11
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.167
Kommen Sie hier! I'll go with a margarita.
#12
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.033
They'll get out of the way. I learned that on the Saratoga.
#13
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.820
- Martin and I used to go dancing. - It shows.
#14
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.658
We're getting a boat!
#15
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.192
- U.S.S. Saratoga? - Yeah, the old Sara.
#16
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.127
Nothing. They were playing hide the salami in the shower.
#17
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.865
- You got dry rot. Every boat has it. - Every boat.
#18
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.733
It went down the drain!
#19
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.577
Cuba. We're in Cuba?
#20
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.570
.. Tell me where you've been last night, Caroline..
#21
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.124
Mizzenmast, mizzenboom, mizzen halyard winch.
#22
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.041
- That's half the money I have left. - Shit happens. Cough it up.
#23
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 24.984
Angeline's no Cretan. She's Puerto Rican.
#24
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 24.908
Man overboard!
#25
Captain Ron (1992)
Year: 1992, Rated: PG-13
Score: 24.574
But if we get lost, we'll just pull in somewheres and ask directions.