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Mallrats (1995)

R ComedyRomance
 

Both dumped by their girlfriends, two best friends seek refuge in the local mall.

#1
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 35.848
You dumb bastard! It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat.
#2
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 34.351
Focus. That's what I was thinking.
#3
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 32.619
A schooner is a sailboat, stupidhead.
#4
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 32.323
Oh, you have a third nipple?
#5
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 31.330
Trust me, true believer.
#6
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 31.009
I would've been a sexy chick.
#7
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 30.273
Really? It's the third nipple that does it.
#8
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 29.901
You fucker!
#9
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 29.680
Oh, shit!
#10
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 29.258
do you get to see Smokey fuck the Bandit?
#11
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 29.109
That kid is back on the escalator again!
#12
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 28.857
<i>Who's your favorite New Kid?</i>
#13
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 27.866
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega.
#14
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 27.363
Everyone wants Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. We gotta go.
#15
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 26.799
You fuckers think just 'cause a guy reads comics he can't start some shit?
#16
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 26.631
<i>Yeah. Call me Donnie. Come on. Oh, girl.</i>
#17
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 26.525
<i>Boy Wonder? I'm all man, lady!</i>
#18
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 26.470
Now Hartford, the Whale?
#19
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 26.170
What the fuck?
#20
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 25.947
I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun, right through her back.
#21
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 25.694
<i>Hey, what about me? Gil, just shut the fuck up!</i>
#22
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 25.617
T.S. Quint, Tricia Jones. They call her Trish the Dish.
#23
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 25.595
<i>You're both retarded for each other!</i>
#24
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 25.542
Fill this with Coke, no ice.
#25
Mallrats (1995)
Year: 1995, Rated: R
Score: 25.491
Sweet fucking Christ, would you knock it off?