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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]

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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Hayley, what the hell's wrong with you? Finish him!
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Roger, you do not tackle Hayley. If you do that again, you're going on the Naughty Spot. Shut up, cowpoo!
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Roger, get off of her! You're going to break her back! Shut up, cowpoo!
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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You know it's rude to tackle Hayley like that, do you? I said no. Now get away.
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Oh, what fresh hell is this?
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Hayley, you take that back!
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Roger, Francine's going to count to three. And you better be on the rug before you make Hayley pee her pants! I HAVE TO GO PEE!
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Stan, the gray one needs to go on the Naughty Spot because he was told not to tackle Hayley. Roger, I told you not to tackle Hayley. Now you stay on the Naughty Spot until I come and get you.
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Twatty! Roger, you don't talk to Hayley that way. And you don't tackle her for no fucking reason. Do you understand?
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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You're a fat bitch! Twatty!
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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It's time for The Gentle Bearded Christian Sing-Along Hour.
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Roger, NO! Hands off! On the rug, 5 minutes! Big fat bum!
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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- You're such a loser!
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Roger, walk over there and sit on the rug. For 5 minutes. Because you tackled Hayley. Now stay there until you're ready to say sorry, you lying, slimy, son of a bitch!
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Ah! Getyour greasy paws out of my "orificee-cees."
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Roger, walk over there and sit on the rug. For 5 minutes. Because you tackled Hayley. You now the rules: Don't get up or cry. Tell me you're sorry, give me a hug, go say sorry to Hayley, then move on.
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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No! I just cleaned this carpet.
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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I hate you you stupid bitch! You know what, Roger? I think you're a fucking asshole!
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Roger, if you talk to me like that again, I'll tell my dad. Do you understand? You're a bitch!
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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- All you do is sit on your ass all day.
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Roger, NO! Hands off! On the rug, 5 minutes! Twatty
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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1 ticket to see Hayley and Roger get punished. HAYLEY AND ROGER, I'M GONNA COUNT TO THREE! AND YOU BETTER BE IN THE CORNERS OF THE ROOM! I AM NOT JOKING! ONE! TWO!
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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ROGER! DO NOT SHOUT! GO FOR A WEE! I'M COUNTING! 1, 2, 3! I'm going to pee in my pants then!