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The Convict - The Office [S03E09]

TV-PG Comedy
 

Michael learns that one of the new employees at Dunder Mifflin Scranton has a criminal record. Meanwhile, Jim helps Andy make a move on Pam.

#1
The Convict - The Office [S03E09]
Released: 2006-11-30, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.415
Hey, Mom! I'm thirsty! I'm thirsty, Mama! I want some milk!
#2
The Convict - The Office [S03E09]
Released: 2006-11-30, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.899
Pam-a-lama-ding-dong.
#3
The Convict - The Office [S03E09]
Released: 2006-11-30, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.626
This place is not prison. This place... It's way better than prison.
#4
The Convict - The Office [S03E09]
Released: 2006-11-30, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.141
Jesus. Apollo Creed.
#5
The Convict - The Office [S03E09]
Released: 2006-11-30, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.167
No, not Harry Potter.
#6
The Convict - The Office [S03E09]
Released: 2006-11-30, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 15.373
Hey, Jan, speaking of Stamford, Hannah brought in her baby.
#7
The Convict - The Office [S03E09]
Released: 2006-11-30, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 14.400
Close your eyes. Picture a convict. What's he wearing?
#8
The Convict - The Office [S03E09]
Released: 2006-11-30, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 13.911
Jim Halpert. I am so horny.
#9
The Convict - The Office [S03E09]
Released: 2006-11-30, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 13.711
And you know where milk comes from? Breasts.
#10
The Convict - The Office [S03E09]
Released: 2006-11-30, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 13.646
Michael?
#11
The Convict - The Office [S03E09]
Released: 2006-11-30, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 13.230
(SOFTLY) Don't encourage him, Dwight.
#12
The Convict - The Office [S03E09]
Released: 2006-11-30, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 12.271
I live to frolf.
#13
The Convict - The Office [S03E09]
Released: 2006-11-30, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 11.987
But can you sing in a sexy, high falsetto voice?
#14
The Convict - The Office [S03E09]
Released: 2006-11-30, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 11.723
He says something ordinary like, "Yo, that's shizzle."
#15
The Convict - The Office [S03E09]
Released: 2006-11-30, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 11.647
I'm Prison Mike!
#16
The Convict - The Office [S03E09]
Released: 2006-11-30, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 11.486
All right. Yay, yay, yay, yay. That's just the way we talk in the clink.
#17
The Convict - The Office [S03E09]
Released: 2006-11-30, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 11.294
She's high-maintenance.
#18
The Convict - The Office [S03E09]
Released: 2006-11-30, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 11.202
I am here to scare you straight!
#19
The Convict - The Office [S03E09]
Released: 2006-11-30, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 11.045
They're teasing you to be funny.
#20
The Convict - The Office [S03E09]
Released: 2006-11-30, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 10.722
smoke a few Macanudos, maybe even toss a disc around.
#21
The Convict - The Office [S03E09]
Released: 2006-11-30, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 10.656
(SPEAKING PIG LATIN) Ut-way ooh-day ooh-yay ink-thay, am-Pay?
#22
The Convict - The Office [S03E09]
Released: 2006-11-30, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 10.592
(SNIGGERING)
#23
The Convict - The Office [S03E09]
Released: 2006-11-30, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 10.434
Also, do you speak pig Latin?
#24
The Convict - The Office [S03E09]
Released: 2006-11-30, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 10.354
We get paid to be here.
#25
The Convict - The Office [S03E09]
Released: 2006-11-30, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 10.141
It's two-and-a-half.