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Dragnet (1987)

PG-13 ComedyCrime
 

The equally-straight-laced and "by the book" nephew of Joe Friday must work with his more laid-back partner to solve a mystery.

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#1
Dragnet (1987)
Year: 1987, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.511
you got balls as big as church bells.
#2
Dragnet (1987)
Year: 1987, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.852
Would you say these look like the breasts of a 43-year-old woman?
#3
Dragnet (1987)
Year: 1987, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.817
[Woman] Oh, thank God! Vibrator repair?
#4
Dragnet (1987)
Year: 1987, Rated: PG-13
Score: 23.859
Useless scum-lapping shitbag.
#5
Dragnet (1987)
Year: 1987, Rated: PG-13
Score: 23.705
From Orange County, here we go!
#6
Dragnet (1987)
Year: 1987, Rated: PG-13
Score: 23.321
Don't forget your goat leggings.
#7
Dragnet (1987)
Year: 1987, Rated: PG-13
Score: 22.524
Look out! Muppets.
#8
Dragnet (1987)
Year: 1987, Rated: PG-13
Score: 22.490
Blow it out your pants, cop.
#9
Dragnet (1987)
Year: 1987, Rated: PG-13
Score: 21.862
The trichlornitromethane and the pseudo-halogenic compound cyanogen.
#10
Dragnet (1987)
Year: 1987, Rated: PG-13
Score: 21.288
Granny, this is the virgin Connie Swail.
#11
Dragnet (1987)
Year: 1987, Rated: PG-13
Score: 20.615
About time you pencil dicks showed up.
#12
Dragnet (1987)
Year: 1987, Rated: PG-13
Score: 20.432
Yeah, I have to. I'm wearing your underwear.
#13
Dragnet (1987)
Year: 1987, Rated: PG-13
Score: 19.998
Chewing gum, Snickers bar, and my attorney, badge kisser!
#14
Dragnet (1987)
Year: 1987, Rated: PG-13
Score: 19.842
Who cares?
#15
Dragnet (1987)
Year: 1987, Rated: PG-13
Score: 19.744
So there's nothing you can do about it, you slimy little jizz bucket.
#16
Dragnet (1987)
Year: 1987, Rated: PG-13
Score: 19.385
- I thought you were safety-conscious. - Close your eyes and think of Christmas.
#17
Dragnet (1987)
Year: 1987, Rated: PG-13
Score: 19.244
That miserable bag of puke.
#18
Dragnet (1987)
Year: 1987, Rated: PG-13
Score: 19.099
Kill the good! Kill the good! Kill the good! Kill the good!
#19
Dragnet (1987)
Year: 1987, Rated: PG-13
Score: 18.432
Howdy. I'm Emil Muzz, and I'm a Pagan.
#20
Dragnet (1987)
Year: 1987, Rated: PG-13
Score: 18.203
Just the facts, if you don't mind, ma'am.
#21
Dragnet (1987)
Year: 1987, Rated: PG-13
Score: 18.025
Thank God, it's Friday!
#22
Dragnet (1987)
Year: 1987, Rated: PG-13
Score: 18.022
I see the fire. I see the fire.
#23
Dragnet (1987)
Year: 1987, Rated: PG-13
Score: 18.006
Ah, here are two who have not yet sipped the nectar of Shaitan.
#24
Dragnet (1987)
Year: 1987, Rated: PG-13
Score: 17.992
Muzz, Emil. Emil Muzz.
#25
Dragnet (1987)
Year: 1987, Rated: PG-13
Score: 17.632
I hate to admit it, but for once in your life you're right. This is good coffee.