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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E07 Kimmy Walks Into a Bar!
and say, Thank you for your service.
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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E07 Kimmy Walks Into a Bar!
Help me out, and I'll do whatever you want.
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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E07 Kimmy Walks Into a Bar!
and I have to listen and listen.
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The Ranch (2016) - S01E02 Some People Change
a horse walks into a bar, right?
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The Ranch (2016) - S01E02 Some People Change
Hey. A horse walks into a bar.
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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E07 Kimmy Walks Into a Bar!
I will have a large cocoa and some chicken nuggets.
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The Simpsons (1989) - S03E21 Comedy
Okay, this guy walks into a bar...
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The Blacklist (2013) - S02E07 Drama
Persian man walks into a bar,
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Tour De Pharmacy (2017)
Marty Hass would walk into a bar,
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Mork & Mindy (1978) - S01E06 Family
These two Venusians walk into a bar.
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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E07 Kimmy Walks Into a Bar!
I'll gain ten pounds and wear the same dress as you somewhere.
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King of the Hill (1997) - S06E15 Comedy
Man walks into a bar, it's Kahn!
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Marvel's Jessica Jones (2015) - S01E11 Crime
a crazy girl walked into a bar and jabbed a glass into her own neck.
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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E07 Kimmy Walks Into a Bar!
Because I don't have $1 1/2 billion and you know it.
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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E07 Kimmy Walks Into a Bar!
I don't have a...
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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E07 Kimmy Walks Into a Bar!
That's what I'm saying.
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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E07 Kimmy Walks Into a Bar!
I'll claim all of 'em!
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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E07 Kimmy Walks Into a Bar!
Do you have a plan?
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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E07 Kimmy Walks Into a Bar!
I want to say... Tampa?
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Unbroken (2014)
So a duck walks into a bar, right?
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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E07 Kimmy Walks Into a Bar!
I'll claim my farts in yoga.
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The Ranch (2016) - S01E02 Some People Change
Why would a horse walk into a bar?
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The Ranch (2016) - S01E02 Some People Change
Why would a horse walk into a bar?
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Community (2009) - S01E09 Debate 109
walks into a bar, tells a stupid joke,
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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E07 Kimmy Walks Into a Bar!
That's a cool, shorter way to say nuggets.
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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E07 Kimmy Walks Into a Bar!
Why didn't I just say October?
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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E07 Kimmy Walks Into a Bar!
Kimbecile, what do I always say?