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I need to go buy a thousand-year-old egg.
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Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S01E13 So Chineez
Thought you were going shopping for a thousand-year-old egg.
3.8 secs
Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S02E01 Family Business Trip
Thousand-year-old black egg with tofu
2.2 secs
How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S03E09
Because he's a thousand years old.
2.8 secs
Up in the Air (2009)
I need to grow up? You're a 12-year-old.
4.2 secs
Die Hard (1988)
Just trying to fire down a thousand-year-old Twinkie
2.2 secs
One Day at a Time 2017 (2017) - S01E11 The Straight and Narrow
I don't know, she's, like, a thousand years old.
2.4 secs
Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man
It's amazing to think that a couple thousand years ago...
2.3 secs
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E06 Kimmy Drives a Car!
I need you to go buy alcohol for 200 people.
3.5 secs
Culture Club - Do You Really Want To Hurt Me
I could waste a thousand years
1.8 secs
Mallrats (1995)
I needed a 25-year-old.
2.9 secs
Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life S01E04 Fall
I'm bored. I think I'm going to buy the club.
2.3 secs
Slap Shot (1977)
You look a thousand years old.
4.6 secs
Please Like Me (2013) - S01E05 Spanish Eggs
I think I might need to get a new job if we're going to have a kid.
4.2 secs
Reign (2013) - S01E03
You're going to need a lot of eggs.
3.5 secs
The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
So Saturday I went out and I got, like, a dozen eggs...
3 secs
Silk (2007)
I need you to go and get healthy eggs...
3.3 secs
Archer (2009) - S04E04 Animation
I need you to go down to Western Union and wire me a thousand dollars.
2.5 secs
Game of Thrones (2011) - S03E06 Drama
Thousands of years old.
2.1 secs
Veep (2012) - S03E04 Clovis
I can buy a thousand Amys.
2.3 secs
The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
I really wanted an egg-salad sandwich.
3.3 secs
Can't Buy Me Love (1987)
A thousand dollars is a great deal to part with, and I don't...
2.4 secs
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake (2010) - S05E11 Bad Little Boy
Girl, I'm a thousand years old, I'm a riddle.
2.5 secs
The Hollow Crown (2012) - S02E02
I would break a thousand oaths to reign one year.
3.7 secs
The Office (2005) - S04E14 Chair Model
I need you to do me a solid and go buy some more barbecue sauce.
2.5 secs
Bob's Burgers (2011) - S06E18 Comedy
I wish I were a 90-year-old going to a dance.
2.6 secs
Childrens Hospital (2008) - S04E02 Staff Dance
I got a 16-year-old needs emergency heart surgery.
4.4 secs
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake (2010) - S05E01 Comedy
I'm a thousand years old, and this is my crown.