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Kevin's eaten most of the early-19th-century british landscape artists
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A good chat is never time wasted, right?
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I don't care if you like us 'cause we don't like you.
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What the hell is your problem, Christie?
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Oh, you are just Mr. Sassafras Jeans today.
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Sears sucks, Crash. I once worked there. Sold Lady Kenmores.
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Sears sucks, Crash. I once worked there. Sold Lady Kenmores.
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She has actual coke bottles for glasses.
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He adored Hawaiian Punch.
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I don't have to be a lonely hunter anymore.
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I don't have to be a lonely hunter anymore.
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I don't have to be a lonely hunter anymore.
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Only one word of advice: Avoid the steaming divot!
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There are hearts breaking wide open all over the world tonight.
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Twinkle Twinkle little star
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Dong! Where is my automobile?
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Oh, no more yankie my wankie.
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We'll give him the bad news in Phoenix.
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It's better than Goofy Golf!
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Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life.
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...deadly.
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Four...
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What a throw.
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Twinkle Twinkle little star
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Who cares?
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Just like your friend,
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Frank's a weak little kid.
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Your wife has quite a sense of humor.
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Hey, Tom.
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You, chump. I want you!
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You ain't so bad!
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Yes! Yeah! Starting defense!
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Needle dick! Needle dick! Needle dick!
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Let's get 'em.
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Slap hands! Slap hands!
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You have to slow down. There's a delay.
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Shelley, you really know all the tricks.
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"Four of us wolves...
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Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
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...looking for strippers and cocaine. "
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"Four of us wolves...
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Yo, I'll tell you what I want What I really, really want
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I got this rat...
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that base has to have some kind of thermal oscillator.
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I got a lot of problems with you people...
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Ohh, that's good.
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I want to shred some concrete.
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Yeah, maybe. Maybe he went to heaven.
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...I broke up with my girlfriend a couple of weeks ago.
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I'll have a beer.
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There are two ways a man can be rich in this world.
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Hey, who wants a beer?
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Hey, Beer Pong!
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There are only two things l can't stand in this world:
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Hey, DJ.
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Personality?
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And frankly, sports fans, he used a certain word
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Tell Michael not to let the sauce stick. Keep stirring it.
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Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man
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but even though Richard is a great guy...
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it's getting a little out of hand.
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The murder weapon.
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The murder weapon.
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Any word on how Seamus broke out of prison?
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You must have hopes, wishes, dreams!
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Hey, Katie!
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Hey, kids.
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Once upon a time...
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Oh, Veronica Vaughn. So hot.
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Hey, fuck-suck! Get your slippery fucking ass off the car!
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They want a war?
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Then your problem is you.
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Oh, boy.
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There are a lot of... facets to this,
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Ah, now, that's our specialty--
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Great beasties! His head!
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Man, I'm a hip chick.
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Jeff, you have company.
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- Look, sit down, all right. - It ain't cool being no jive turkey
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I hope you don't mind me coming over and sitting down.
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I hope you don't mind me coming over and sitting down.
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Huh?
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- Will you do it? - Maybe. I have some conditions.
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To the heart and mind ignorance is kind
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La da da da dah
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I know you are angry.
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- Hold him, Jimmy's brother! Hold him! - What do you mean? No. No way!
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But now they know I know it.
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This is my husband. You don't have a husband.
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This is my husband. You don't have a husband.
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-The one from the commercial. -That's him.
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So you think.
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I gotta take over this whole operation.
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Los Angeles, Washington, and New York have been left in ruins...
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Good God!
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Come on, grab me. Grab me. Come on.
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So, Mater, it's voice-activated.
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Well, I'm game, sir.
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Well, you're not... You're not doing great.
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When I was growing up, I knew I was different.
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- Message, Spock? - None that I'm conscious of.
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- Maybe I could help. - You're out, Tom.
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I know this music.
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Jared, can I borrow that jacket?
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I mean... I mean, what chance does a toy like me have...
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Enjoying the trip, Mr. Franklin?
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Enjoying the trip, Mr. Franklin?
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Hell, no. An alligator bit my hand off.
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Where's the key? Where's the key? Bingo!
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Harry!
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Let's have a pre-meeting to brainstorm before our meeting.
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Where the hell's the pizza?
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Cowboy Crunchies,
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Ha, ha, ha. Very funny. That's not how you get pink eye.
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As you can see, I have provided, at no cost to you,
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- Johnson? - All right, Mr Lebowski.
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We caught them stealing weapons, sire.
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We caught them stealing weapons, sire.
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Tell me, Mr Bannon... what do you have to say ...
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The only thing that counts in the end is power.
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No way.
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Matt!
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Usul has called a big one!
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Most coders think debugging software
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What the...
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This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac.
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From the clock's chime to the cock's crow is but an instant.
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Well, we gave up on our dreams and we settled. Right, Bon?
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