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Chris
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Let Mama take care of it.
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big
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what
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And he also came to know the pleasures of women...
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And he also came to know the pleasures of women...
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I
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This planet will be dark forever.
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You hear that, Kyle?
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Taylor.
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Claire, I'm not standing here asking you to marry me.
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Claire, I'm not standing here asking you to marry me.
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Take a chance.
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Take a chance.
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Those Guys Are Inside You Building A Piece Of Shit
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- Maybe we could have a break? - A break?
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What are you thinking, Mama?
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He spilled glue on the floor and didn't tell anyone.
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Let me ask you, sir.
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- Put her in hover, Barf. - Putting her in hover.
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- Put her in hover, Barf. - Putting her in hover.
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Listen very carefully. I'm not g-o-i-n-g.
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his mother gave birth to another baby boy.
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My brothers could not stop me from this.
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[crying]
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Ten years from now, some hunter's gonna go in the woods to take a leak,
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wind up pissing on his bones.
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wind up pissing on his bones.
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- Come back with our queen! - It's getting closer!
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-Banished with your best friend. -He is not my friend.
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Artax, stupid horse.
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Don't be a scaredy cat.
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Let's not be hasty!
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Crud! We're 50 cents short.
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Crud! We're 50 cents short.
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Cat.
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You fucking scumbag piece of shit!
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You fucking scumbag piece of shit!
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We're gonna be going up...
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Who are you a drug-dealer or a banker?
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Who's been to Santiago, Chile. twice in one year?
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Are you one of these guys that tries to one-up everybody else's story?
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Listen very carefully. I'm not g-o-i-n-g.
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Believing there would be no future, they refused.
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Oooh. I quiver with fear!
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What do you want?
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Life's not fair, is it?
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But when it comes to brute strength...
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Come on, Dad. An ogre as king?
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I used to be an ogre. Now I'm just a jolly green joke!
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'Sup?
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Move sloth!
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I don't think so.
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Smell like cabbage.
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Look, the last leaf has fallen.
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Good thing I'm an uncle. Avenge me, kids!
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Hey, Red! You're just in time to join the hostage situation.
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I see dead people.
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I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place or something.
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It's happening. It's happening.
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It's happening. It's happening.
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You are in a position to demand nothing, sir.
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- The sun'll come out tomorrow - Yes.
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Hello there.
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- She can't remember a thing! - She could come from anywhere.
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In this case...
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- Take that, stupid owner. - Yeah.
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My ass! My beautiful...
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-Eat my shorts! -He says, Nevermore.
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Captain, engineer reports 105% on the reactor possible,
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Ay, carumba!
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Watch the neck!
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Please don't eat me.
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I killed Mufasa!
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I killed Mufasa!
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What about that position you promised me in Men in Black?
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Have you heard of it?
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- "gee, I had a really nice--" - save the speeches for Malcolm x.
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- "gee, I had a really nice--" - save the speeches for Malcolm x.
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It's like kale
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"We're not in Kansas anymore."
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How's that for spontaneous? Florida on a workday?
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...but it seems as if you either win or crash the car trying to win.
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...but it seems as if you either win or crash the car trying to win.
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"Now I have a machine gun.
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You ruined my life!
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Yeah, but I'm playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
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lm not supposed to lose. Let me see the script.
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- You laugh at the people who do count. - Here's a new idea for you.
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So, there's this... There's this thing in the kitchen.
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...to which I add my very own recipe of steroids...
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Tiny-soda?
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See, watch, I'll show you.
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Butt.
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-Yay! -Ha ha! Good work!
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- That's it! - What the--?
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Welcome to Chili's.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Can we stop here?
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I left you a little surprise under your shirt!
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Baaa! Take tha-a-a-at!
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Bobby, it's me!
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BJs here! Get your BJs! Get your red-hot BJs!
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Now we can finally play the game.
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Nice costume, loser.
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That's it. Screw this game.
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-Eat my shorts! -He says, Nevermore.
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Ay, carumba!
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Cake! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
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Butt.
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Yes!
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Cake!
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Hello, little fella.
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Hello, little fella.
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AlI right, let's see those pearly whites.
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Like this swirling storm inside
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what the hell you doing where's my fishy
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Prep for his anterior crown, would you, please?
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I'm coming, Nemo!
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I gave her a taste of her own medicine.
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I gave her a taste of her own medicine.
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We use the complete D.N.A. of a frog to fill in the holes...
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It was an ambush.
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[screaming]
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You grabbed the wrong bottle!
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Kyle!
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My best friend Kyle will be there!
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...dragons.
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Are you-? Are you sure?
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Let the carpal tunnel begin.
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