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Pineapple Express (2008) R
Action Comedy Crime

A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.

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#1
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 30.703
Couscous. The food so nice, they named it twice.
#2
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 26.466
You gotta be the dumbest motherfucker in captivity.
#3
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 26.230
Stuff your sorries in a sack. It's not your fault.
#4
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 24.985
- Take that shit to the next level, eh? - Okay, I will.
#5
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 24.974
Asians? What Asians? Indians are technically Asian.
#6
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 24.752
I fucking love you, dog. Fucking love you.
#7
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 24.328
I've been up in here trying to get a motherfucking scholarship. Chilling.
#8
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 24.176
Like someone fucked you up with a coffee pot.
#9
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 24.064
We shall strike now with full force.
#10
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 23.987
Has anyone seen my bigger knife?
#11
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 23.832
You ain't got no style, motherfucker.
#12
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 23.053
This ends now!
#13
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 22.394
Fucking hand job, Dale. Imagine if I gave you a hand job.
#14
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 22.330
Okay, yeah. We'll definitely hit the casino up.
#15
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 22.162
Bullshit.
#16
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 21.976
- It's true. - What Asians?
#17
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 21.783
...you chimp-fucking little bastard. Actually...
#18
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 21.715
- I think I know who that bitch was. - Yes. I will identify that bitch.
#19
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 21.511
And, like, I just feel like a fat, dumb, fucking stinky ass-turd when I'm there.
#20
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 21.313
Shit has hit the fan. The lion will speak.
#21
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 21.172
Little kids can take shits.
#22
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 21.104
Who the fuck's Chachi?
#23
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 21.083
Do you know what “shut the fuck up” mean?
#24
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 20.720
You ate that lollipop out of that stripper's snatch. You wanted to do it.
#25
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 20.622
It was like, “I don't even know your name, whoa.”