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Joe Dirt PG-13
Adventure Comedy Drama

After being abandoned by his parents at the Grand Canyon, Joe Dirt tells the story of his journey to find his parents.

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#1
Joe Dirt
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 34.722
Show me them boobies.
#2
Joe Dirt
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.204
I'm your sister! I'm your sister!
#3
Joe Dirt
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.094
I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the impound business.
#4
Joe Dirt
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.037
None of that pussy Skoal, right, Dad?
#5
Joe Dirt
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.458
I'll be chirping gears and pulling brodies, going...
#6
Joe Dirt
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.648
It's a business. It ain't UNICEF, okay?
#7
Joe Dirt
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.057
- Balls to the wall. - Yeah.
#8
Joe Dirt
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.952
Hey, is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back, man?
#9
Joe Dirt
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.438
That's a big 10-4.
#10
Joe Dirt
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.147
Don't try and church it up, son. Don't you mean Joe Dirt?
#11
Joe Dirt
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.803
- Nah, I'm cool. - No, you're not.
#12
Joe Dirt
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.495
All right. Good morning, troops.
#13
Joe Dirt
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.485
Yeah, I had to have a footprint gas pedal installed.
#14
Joe Dirt
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.402
Now, see, boy? He goes off and fetches the duck.
#15
Joe Dirt
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.251
Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air?
#16
Joe Dirt
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.994
It's just an old crapper tank, people.
#17
Joe Dirt
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.950
And she goes, "Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back?"
#18
Joe Dirt
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.924
'cause I heard that that Buffalo Bob guy shoved a road flare up your bunghole.
#19
Joe Dirt
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.883
Why don't you go practice falling down. I'll be there in a minute.
#20
Joe Dirt
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.814
He'll stop humping as soon as he's done.
#21
Joe Dirt
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.798
Help me!
#22
Joe Dirt
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.602
- Radio station ID. - Coming to work.
#23
Joe Dirt
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.508
I'm a rocker, dude, through and through.
#24
Joe Dirt
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.308
Joe Dirte.
#25
Joe Dirt
Year: 2001, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.256
You know, I'm like a bird. Actually, more like a hard-ass pterodactyl.