Miranda Hobbes

- I only give head to get head. - Me too.

Yes, you have. I can't talk now. I'll call you later. Okay?

Even his fucking dog is perfect.

Has he been working out?

Oral sex is God's gift to women. You can get off without a worry of pregnancy.

She'll juggle, she'll spin plates, but she won't give head.

God, would you listen to yourself?

Personally, I'm loving it up to the point where the guy wants me to swallow.

Hi. Nice to meet you. I've heard so much about you.

Some men just take it so personally if you don't.

Go quick before the Times destroys it with a rave.

Something looks different.

- That's one way to say no. - It's not like I haven't tried.

Yeah, I know. I've become one of those women we hate.

I think that was Skipper's new girlfriend.

Plus, the sense of power is such a turn-on.

Please forgive me for having dinner with that other woman,,?

But if you don't go down on him, how do you expect him to go down on you?

That's true. You're his type, but you broke up with him, remember?

Skipper and I just had the most incredible meal.

I don't.

I didn't think that was his type.

She seemed all right.

You mean like what he really meant was, "I've been a complete idiot.

- Exactly. - Could be.