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I was this close.
But just know that I will enjoy sneaking up behind you...
But just know that I will enjoy sneaking up behind you...
They said two weeks for the whole job.
Next time you want to bullshit me,
La la la la
Your one-of-a-million friend hopes you enjoy
[woman] Death from above! [Bojack gasps]
I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones
[Loud roar]
Are you all right?
- Where are you from? - Metro South.
- Chump's rusty bucket? - Quarter taps.
Remember...
"The blossom of the evening"
Peace?
Cough.
Mr. Valiant. Mr. Valiant?
Mr. Valiant. Mr. Valiant?
Mr. Valiant. Mr. Valiant?
Mr. Valiant. Mr. Valiant?
Mr. Valiant. Mr. Valiant?
You dare disobey your mother?
Let go of your fear, now.
(GASPS) He bit me!
So, what's the etiquette on boners?
I am not an animal!
Look. I'm so moved, I'm crying.
Please be a vampire, please be a vampire.
I've made a huge mistake.
It is a barren wasteland...
Boy, that escalated quickly.
Jesus!
- What day is today? - Friday.
- What day is today? - Friday.
These things have to happen every five, 10 years.
I work with retards.
Mr. Melon, your wife was just showing us her Klimt.
No biggie. I don't even think about it anymore. No.
No biggie. I don't even think about it anymore. No.
Alexa, add "Hey, Siri, call me.
Having a kid is great...
A great man!
The toilet doesn't flush.
Yo, girl. Halloween has gotten so commercialized.
You may fire when ready.
You rang?
Trump
That's weird.
That's weird.
Balalala...
Hello!
Savvy?
This is it!
This is it!
Whoomp there it is
Last night I dreamt
So, it's not that hard for me to give him...
Skipper!
we're looking at the worldwide destruction
we're looking at the worldwide destruction
YouTube.
I think it's great weather for flying kites.
I wonder if there are any kites around here we can fly.
"Thirty days have September,
Yeah, well, that's different. I mean, that was like...
She's got huge...
How much weight do you think I could bench press?
Hey, Alex.
This isn't the Chinatown bus.
This isn't the Chinatown bus.
This is Ruffles.
I see you alone, surrounded by enemies.
Mr. President
I'm sorry.
You should see my apartment. There's nothing there.