Joey Tribbiani

They don't know that we know they know we know.

And we're done with the chicken fried rice.

Well, you don't know about Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal.

I got your secrets, I got their secrets. I got secrets of my own, you know.

Or we could do the actual telephone thing.

Oh, okay. Show him your bra. He's afraid of bras. Can't work them.

I want to sit in my chair.

Poor cat never saw that big butt coming.

- Unless... - No, not unless. This must end now.

Hey, hey, check it out, check it out. Ugly Naked Guy's got a naked friend.

- They know you know. - Ooh, I knew it.

- Oh, man. - I'm sorry.

Yeah, hey, then we could do that telephone thing...

So he likes to break stuff.

...and I can go back to knowing absolutely nothing.

Wait, Rach, you know what would be even more fun? Telling them.

- But he broke that. - Well, he had gravity boots.

You mean how they're friends and nothing more?

Ooh, I like that.

Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window.

Yes, but you know what? It doesn't matter who knows what.

Now all the lying and the secrets will finally be over.

Okay, so now they know you know, and they don't know Rachel knows?

...you know, where you have a can, we have a can...

...and it's connected by a string.