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Why Can't We Be Friends? - American Dad! [S08E05]

TV-14 AnimationComedy
 

Stan puts Snot into witness protection so that he will no longer be friends with Steve, and one of Roger's alter-egos begins attacking Jeff.

#1
Why Can't We Be Friends? - American Dad! [S08E05]
Released: 2012-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 18.486
My bosom heaves with the weight of your absence."
#2
Why Can't We Be Friends? - American Dad! [S08E05]
Released: 2012-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 18.402
Chicken pot bye!
#3
Why Can't We Be Friends? - American Dad! [S08E05]
Released: 2012-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.433
Chicken pot pie?
#4
Why Can't We Be Friends? - American Dad! [S08E05]
Released: 2012-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.388
You like ice cream? I do like ice cream.
#5
Why Can't We Be Friends? - American Dad! [S08E05]
Released: 2012-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.385
Hilarious.
#6
Why Can't We Be Friends? - American Dad! [S08E05]
Released: 2012-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 15.884
(children scream)
#7
Why Can't We Be Friends? - American Dad! [S08E05]
Released: 2012-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 15.833
and now I want a sloppy joe
#8
Why Can't We Be Friends? - American Dad! [S08E05]
Released: 2012-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 15.030
(choking)
#9
Why Can't We Be Friends? - American Dad! [S08E05]
Released: 2012-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.852
17? Ocean's 17?
#10
Why Can't We Be Friends? - American Dad! [S08E05]
Released: 2012-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.588
Kid's got his mother's ass.
#11
Why Can't We Be Friends? - American Dad! [S08E05]
Released: 2012-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.325
Gay?
#12
Why Can't We Be Friends? - American Dad! [S08E05]
Released: 2012-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.103
(bones crack) I'm gonna rape him this time.
#13
Why Can't We Be Friends? - American Dad! [S08E05]
Released: 2012-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.930
(deep voice): Hello?
#14
Why Can't We Be Friends? - American Dad! [S08E05]
Released: 2012-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.806
Steve!
#15
Why Can't We Be Friends? - American Dad! [S08E05]
Released: 2012-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.518
W-W-What's going on?
#16
Why Can't We Be Friends? - American Dad! [S08E05]
Released: 2012-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.351
"Unknown number?"
#17
Why Can't We Be Friends? - American Dad! [S08E05]
Released: 2012-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.043
Is that the "come back and kick me" whistle?
#18
Why Can't We Be Friends? - American Dad! [S08E05]
Released: 2012-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.019
That's a whoopsie.
#19
Why Can't We Be Friends? - American Dad! [S08E05]
Released: 2012-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.982
Now take off those pants and put on some normal clothes.
#20
Why Can't We Be Friends? - American Dad! [S08E05]
Released: 2012-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.964
♪ Good... ♪ Good morning, USA
#21
Why Can't We Be Friends? - American Dad! [S08E05]
Released: 2012-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.214
He's my best friend!
#22
Why Can't We Be Friends? - American Dad! [S08E05]
Released: 2012-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.156
(zipper zips)
#23
Why Can't We Be Friends? - American Dad! [S08E05]
Released: 2012-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.009
"It's been a fortnight since our last frolic.
#24
Why Can't We Be Friends? - American Dad! [S08E05]
Released: 2012-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 11.945
I (bleep) love casserole.
#25
Why Can't We Be Friends? - American Dad! [S08E05]
Released: 2012-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 11.807
Lucky son of a gun.