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-It... -Oppresses them.
-Touché. -NANDOR: Please, I am speaking here!
Master, this is pretty "macarbe."
"We, the people..."
I think that's a bus stop there.
We're going to go to a party
You can never go in the sun again,
I will rule
MAN: How do you surprise someone
Probably because the Macarena swept the nation.
Oh, right, I didn't see you.
Huh.
What's all this mess and what are you doing up there?
Am I gonna feel like crap for all eternity?
-JENNA: Ow! -NADJA: Curse!
Okay, is there any way I could just drink their blood,
The Dream Team Baby
No one had had
(sucks teeth)
Is this a joke to you, sir?
So what? She's a below-average vampire.
Dracula's in the house!
-(ska band playing) -NADJA: Right. Who in here looks
back in 1992.
Last night, there were all these people half-drunk.
Did anyone... Really?!
Who else? Michelangelo Buonarroti.
-You can see. -Oh.
About that-- um...
* So out for a pint is where we went *
ANNOUNCER: FX presents What We Do in the Shadows.
I think-I think that was an abuse of power.
(scoffs)
is the easiest thing for a vampire to do.
Did you see?
You don't want to hear about all this.
NADJA: What? What is it?
"or purpose of evasion, so help me G..."
-apply for citizenship. -NANDOR: Yes?
It was my home.
(panting)
* She's a vampire. *
What? No, this is your home.
Yeah. Okay.
* She looked real sharp in my chrome cowl *