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("You're Dead" by Norma Tanega playing)
The transformation into a bat
You are released.
-Wha... When did this happen? -1401.
Nah, I'm good.
That may be me.
Al Quolanudar... Shit.
Yes!
Oh, what about him?
In your fucking shoes!
GUILLERMO: Okay, just imagine we're at the Immigration office
All right. Moving on.
So much.
-JENNA: Ow! -What was that?
into a vampire.
Sound the alarms!
-Oh, no, are you okay? -(groans)
Well, maybe you'd feel better if you were an American citizen?
full of hot idiots.
I can't take that on, emotionally.
"all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince
Ah...
bloodsucking creature of the shadows.
Yes.
NADJA: It's okay. Calm down and just stop screaming.
So, you know, maybe she doesn't have a special power.
-Excuse me? -You know, I'm tired of it.
No.
sometimes I have this urge
I've just been going through changes.
are immune to hypnotism.
Hey, there. Um, no, it's okay.
Hello?!
Not now, big boy.
-You actually started the process, -Great.
and I'm really depressed about it.
I don't know. I-I just didn't think vampires existed and...
-(woman gasps) -(man grunts)
-And sometimes... -(whimpering)
NANDOR: Obviously, I'm just going to
disgusting, putrefied smell?
-Thank you, I'm sorry. -But...
Do you have any idea how much
It is you who will bow down to me!
It's just...
"the talk" with me about my unholy transition.
Listen to my words.
your tankard of mead all over my companion.
without the checking of your background.