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I tell ya, though,
Will you listen to this? Fuck that voodoo, huh?
What am I, a fucking dentist?!!
Why do you think that is?
Were they hurt?
Costco employee: "Do you have a membership card?"
Whets my whistle, that spike. Why is that?
How much blood will you shed to stay alive, Michael?
It is what it is
Okay, Father, nice meeting you.
When your father gets back from the bathroom with Sophia,
I don't know.
that could endanger this precious piece of local history.
we started a soup kitchen for the homeless,
Go ahead, it's over. Crown the winner.
You redneck fuck. My baby was on that ride with my wife.
you settle it and you settle it now.
I told the guy who hired me I'd have to put on
My ex, she couldn't have kids, and I wanted 'em so bad.
She cried for three nights after.
He killed her,
It's good wine.
You want some cookies?
I was at the feast, St. Elzear's.
Hey, buddy boy, how you doing?
When? That piece of shit, your nephew.
I'm gonna have to sleep on my back.
Easy on the sugar hun .....I did 20 fucking years
I don’t know. I think a lot.
it happens either in the bedroom or in the kitchen.
As you can tell by this outfit, folks,
a man is not complete till he's married.
It's better.
You're fucking with the Mackers here, asshole.
Fucking house was a pigsty.
He'll be proud of his house.
- $25,000 cash. - What?
Frankly...
Just the man I wanted to see.
See ya.
The way it seems to break down is you spend $18
With all your weird fucking shit about your body and the germophobias.
So that thing, Rusty Milio,