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The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]

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George orders hair growing cream from China. Jerry is mesmerized by a dirty message left on a tape recorder from his last performance. George becomes infatuated with Elaine.

#1
The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]
Released: 1991-11-13, Rated: PG
Score: 32.733
They say you grow hair. Look like Stalin.
#2
The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]
Released: 1991-11-13, Rated: PG
Score: 28.416
Something stinks in here.
#3
The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]
Released: 1991-11-13, Rated: PG
Score: 27.794
Seinfeld.
#4
The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]
Released: 1991-11-13, Rated: PG
Score: 26.656
Sexy?
#5
The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]
Released: 1991-11-13, Rated: PG
Score: 26.503
How often do you cut your toenails?
#6
The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]
Released: 1991-11-13, Rated: PG
Score: 26.031
Not bloody likely.
#7
The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]
Released: 1991-11-13, Rated: PG
Score: 25.078
...I want to slide my tongue around you like a snake.
#8
The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]
Released: 1991-11-13, Rated: PG
Score: 24.699
You know, how, like, the big toe is, like, the captain of the toes.
#9
The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]
Released: 1991-11-13, Rated: PG
Score: 24.575
Not bloody likely.
#10
The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]
Released: 1991-11-13, Rated: PG
Score: 23.722
Do you speak English? English!
#11
The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]
Released: 1991-11-13, Rated: PG
Score: 23.679
- Let's go to the videotape. - Oh, Kramer. No, no.
#12
The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]
Released: 1991-11-13, Rated: PG
Score: 23.443
What is this, an Abbott and Costello routine?
#13
The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]
Released: 1991-11-13, Rated: PG
Score: 23.292
Why would a woman do that and then leave no way to get in touch with her?
#14
The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]
Released: 1991-11-13, Rated: PG
Score: 21.910
Doesn't the fat fetish conflict with the minimalism?
#15
The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]
Released: 1991-11-13, Rated: PG
Score: 21.858
You stink.
#16
The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]
Released: 1991-11-13, Rated: PG
Score: 21.553
That's what I intend to find out.
#17
The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]
Released: 1991-11-13, Rated: PG
Score: 21.268
English!
#18
The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]
Released: 1991-11-13, Rated: PG
Score: 20.879
Hey, is that Beder?
#19
The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]
Released: 1991-11-13, Rated: PG
Score: 20.435
Not that, you idiot!
#20
The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]
Released: 1991-11-13, Rated: PG
Score: 20.348
Sheriff.
#21
The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]
Released: 1991-11-13, Rated: PG
Score: 19.985
Oh, funny. He's a funny guy, yeah.
#22
The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]
Released: 1991-11-13, Rated: PG
Score: 19.767
- No. - Know what that makes you? A baldist.
#23
The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]
Released: 1991-11-13, Rated: PG
Score: 19.735
- What? - The captain of the toes.
#24
The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]
Released: 1991-11-13, Rated: PG
Score: 19.362
So, Elaine, in your movies, is the sex real, or is it simulated?
#25
The Tape - Seinfeld [S03E08]
Released: 1991-11-13, Rated: PG
Score: 19.271
He's becoming a minimalist.