Dogma (1999)

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Dogma (1999)
R AdventureComedyDrama

An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.

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12 Nov 1999
Dogma
Kevin Smith
I'm Jay, and this is my hetero life mate, Silent Bob. I'm Jay, and this is my hetero life mate, Silent Bob. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 1999-11-12, Rated R
Score 33.616
dot I'm Jay, and this is my hetero life mate, Silent Bob.
I'm Jay, and this is my hetero life mate, Silent Bob.
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But I'm a fucking demon. But I'm a fucking demon. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 1999-11-12, Rated R
Score 30.459
dot But I'm a fucking demon.
But I'm a fucking demon.
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But you didn't say God bless you when I sneezed. But you didn't say God bless you when I sneezed. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 1999-11-12, Rated R
Score 28.134
dot But you didn't say God bless you when I sneezed.
But you didn't say God bless you when I sneezed.
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Count the shells, Suck-a-Duck. Count the shells, Suck-a-Duck. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 1999-11-12, Rated R
Score 27.917
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Count the shells, Suck-a-Duck.
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The whole fucking world's against us, dude, I swear to God. The whole fucking world's against us, dude, I swear to God. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 1999-11-12, Rated R
Score 27.531
dot The whole fucking world's against us, dude, I swear to God.
The whole fucking world's against us, dude, I swear to God.
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Are you serious? I'm a fucking demon. Are you serious? I'm a fucking demon. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 1999-11-12, Rated R
Score 27.034
dot Are you serious? I'm a fucking demon.
Are you serious? I'm a fucking demon.
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Beautiful, naked, big-tittied women just don't fall out of the sky, you know. Beautiful, naked, big-tittied women just don't fall out of the sky, you know. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 1999-11-12, Rated R
Score 26.507
dot Beautiful, naked, big-tittied women just don't fall out of the sky, you know.
Beautiful, naked, big-tittied women just don't fall out of the sky, you know.
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I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll. I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 1999-11-12, Rated R
Score 26.345
dot I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll.
I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll.
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A woman's body is her own fucking business. A woman's body is her own fucking business. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 1999-11-12, Rated R
Score 26.082
dot A woman's body is her own fucking business.
A woman's body is her own fucking business.
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And there's nothing worse than watching a fucking fat man weep. And there's nothing worse than watching a fucking fat man weep. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 1999-11-12, Rated R
Score 26.048
dot And there's nothing worse than watching a fucking fat man weep.
And there's nothing worse than watching a fucking fat man weep.
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Shit, no! Me and Silent Bob are pro-choice. Shit, no! Me and Silent Bob are pro-choice. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 1999-11-12, Rated R
Score 25.677
dot Shit, no! Me and Silent Bob are pro-choice.
Shit, no! Me and Silent Bob are pro-choice.
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What the fuck is this shit? What the fuck is this shit? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 1999-11-12, Rated R
Score 25.674
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What the fuck is this shit?
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...to have sex with an 11-year-old boy. ...to have sex with an 11-year-old boy. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 1999-11-12, Rated R
Score 25.480
dot ...to have sex with an 11-year-old boy.
...to have sex with an 11-year-old boy.
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You're gonna burn in hell, you fucking baby killer! You're gonna burn in hell, you fucking baby killer! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 1999-11-12, Rated R
Score 25.368
dot You're gonna burn in hell, you fucking baby killer!
You're gonna burn in hell, you fucking baby killer!
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God's a skeeball fanatic. God's a skeeball fanatic. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 1999-11-12, Rated R
Score 24.723
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God's a skeeball fanatic.
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#16
Released 1999-11-12, Rated R
Score 24.592
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What the fuck happened to that guy's head? I want some...
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He said it himself: I'm a fucking demon. He said it himself: I'm a fucking demon. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 1999-11-12, Rated R
Score 24.591
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He said it himself: I'm a fucking demon.
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Was Wisconsin really that bad? Was Wisconsin really that bad? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 1999-11-12, Rated R
Score 24.494
dot Was Wisconsin really that bad?
Was Wisconsin really that bad?
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Don't underestimate the staggering drawing power of the Garden State... Don't underestimate the staggering drawing power of the Garden State... Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 1999-11-12, Rated R
Score 24.456
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Don't underestimate the staggering drawing power of the Garden State...
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Is it true chicks fart if you blast them in the ass? Is it true chicks fart if you blast them in the ass? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 1999-11-12, Rated R
Score 24.074
dot Is it true chicks fart if you blast them in the ass?
Is it true chicks fart if you blast them in the ass?
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All right, mistakes were made. All right, mistakes were made. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 1999-11-12, Rated R
Score 23.985
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All right, mistakes were made.
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Who fucking farted? Who fucking farted? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 1999-11-12, Rated R
Score 23.939
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Who fucking farted?
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Lady, look at me. I don't even know where I am half the time. Lady, look at me. I don't even know where I am half the time. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 1999-11-12, Rated R
Score 23.921
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Lady, look at me. I don't even know where I am half the time.
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- Con Air? Con Shit. - Kill it! Kill it! - Con Air? Con Shit. - Kill it! Kill it! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 1999-11-12, Rated R
Score 23.439
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- Con Air? Con Shit. - Kill it! Kill it!
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- What do you call this shit? - Egga Mooby Muffin. - What do you call this shit? - Egga Mooby Muffin. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 1999-11-12, Rated R
Score 23.361
dot - What do you call this shit? - Egga Mooby Muffin.
- What do you call this shit? - Egga Mooby Muffin.
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