Follow YARN on Instagram New Content

Porky's (1981)

R Comedy
 

In 1954, a group of Florida high schoolers seek out to help their buddy lose his virginity, which leads them to seek revenge on a sleazy nightclub owner and his redneck sheriff brother for harassing them.

rent
iTunes $2.99
buy
iTunes $7.99
#1
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 30.000
I've got you now, Tommy Turner
#2
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 28.913
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
#3
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 26.688
[Both Snickering] Now, that penis had a mole on it.
#4
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 26.266
See what those kids did to my club? Hit that pig whistle!
#5
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 26.161
I'd recognize that penis anywhere.
#6
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 25.996
Okay, here comes your night to remember.
#7
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 25.873
[Singsong Voice] Oh, Porky, the boys from Angel Beach are here.
#8
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 25.528
Holy shit. It's a pussy stampede.
#9
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 25.388
This chili tastes like shit!
#10
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 24.729
Ain't nothin' wrong with this car, boss.
#11
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 24.621
Have you seen this prick?
#12
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 24.479
Anybody wanna go fly a kite with me tonight?
#13
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 24.338
Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?
#14
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 23.970
This here's a man's county. Go on, get the fuck out.
#15
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 23.510
I've never seen so much wool. You could knit a sweater.
#16
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 23.335
Why do they call you Meat?
#17
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 23.162
Damn it! It's Blubber McNeil. I can't see a thing.
#18
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 22.919
Goddamn it, will you move it, you lard ass!
#19
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 22.824
What's going on, you motherfuckers?
#20
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 22.647
You know, you're too stupid to even be a good bigot.
#21
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 22.402
[Screams]
#22
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 22.265
♪♪ [Car Horn]
#23
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 22.196
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. That's colorful redneck humor.
#24
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 22.167
That's crooked, Frankie. You been screwing around corners?
#25
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 21.706
Give me pussy or give me death.