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Porky's (1981)

R Comedy
 

In 1954, a group of Florida high schoolers seek out to help their buddy lose his virginity, which leads them to seek revenge on a sleazy nightclub owner and his redneck sheriff brother for harassing them.

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#1
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 32.417
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
#2
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 30.530
I've got you now, Tommy Turner
#3
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 28.560
I'd recognize that penis anywhere.
#4
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 27.831
See what those kids did to my club? Hit that pig whistle!
#5
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 27.582
[Both Snickering] Now, that penis had a mole on it.
#6
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 27.137
This chili tastes like shit!
#7
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 27.134
Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?
#8
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 26.931
Have you seen this prick?
#9
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 26.872
Holy shit. It's a pussy stampede.
#10
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 26.836
[Singsong Voice] Oh, Porky, the boys from Angel Beach are here.
#11
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 26.811
Okay, here comes your night to remember.
#12
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 26.703
Why do they call you Lassie?
#13
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 26.455
Ain't nothin' wrong with this car, boss.
#14
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 26.401
Goddamn it, will you move it, you lard ass!
#15
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 25.457
This here's a man's county. Go on, get the fuck out.
#16
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 25.344
How was the pussy, boys?
#17
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 25.322
Anybody wanna go fly a kite with me tonight?
#18
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 25.261
Why do they call you Meat?
#19
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 25.028
I've never seen so much wool. You could knit a sweater.
#20
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 25.006
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. That's colorful redneck humor.
#21
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 24.578
Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker.
#22
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 24.417
Damn it! It's Blubber McNeil. I can't see a thing.
#23
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 24.353
♪♪ [Car Horn]
#24
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 23.999
[In Falsetto] Hi. I'm Paulie the Penis,
#25
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 23.913
You know, you're too stupid to even be a good bigot.