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Porky's (1981)

R Comedy
 

In 1954, a group of Florida high schoolers seek out to help their buddy lose his virginity, which leads them to seek revenge on a sleazy nightclub owner and his redneck sheriff brother for harassing them.

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#1
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 33.032
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
#2
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 31.129
I've got you now, Tommy Turner
#3
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 29.731
I'd recognize that penis anywhere.
#4
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 28.829
Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?
#5
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 28.564
See what those kids did to my club? Hit that pig whistle!
#6
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 28.388
Why do they call you Lassie?
#7
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 28.118
[Both Snickering] Now, that penis had a mole on it.
#8
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 27.986
Goddamn it, will you move it, you lard ass!
#9
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 27.958
Have you seen this prick?
#10
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 27.768
Holy shit. It's a pussy stampede.
#11
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 27.699
This chili tastes like shit!
#12
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 27.619
Okay, here comes your night to remember.
#13
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 27.587
[Singsong Voice] Oh, Porky, the boys from Angel Beach are here.
#14
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 27.007
Ain't nothin' wrong with this car, boss.
#15
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 26.318
[In Falsetto] Hi. I'm Paulie the Penis,
#16
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 26.271
This here's a man's county. Go on, get the fuck out.
#17
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 26.228
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. That's colorful redneck humor.
#18
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 26.091
How was the pussy, boys?
#19
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 25.951
♪♪ [Car Horn]
#20
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 25.946
I've never seen so much wool. You could knit a sweater.
#21
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 25.866
Why do they call you Meat?
#22
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 25.810
Anybody wanna go fly a kite with me tonight?
#23
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 25.754
Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker.
#24
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 25.012
Damn it! It's Blubber McNeil. I can't see a thing.
#25
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 24.982
That's crooked, Frankie. You been screwing around corners?