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Porky's (1981)

R Comedy
 

In 1954, a group of Florida high schoolers seek out to help their buddy lose his virginity, which leads them to seek revenge on a sleazy nightclub owner and his redneck sheriff brother for harassing them.

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#1
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 33.323
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
#2
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 32.354
I'd recognize that penis anywhere.
#3
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 31.805
I've got you now, Tommy Turner
#4
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 30.853
Why do they call you Lassie?
#5
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 29.997
Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?
#6
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 29.704
[Both Snickering] Now, that penis had a mole on it.
#7
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 29.439
See what those kids did to my club? Hit that pig whistle!
#8
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 29.387
Goddamn it, will you move it, you lard ass!
#9
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 29.224
Have you seen this prick?
#10
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 28.661
This chili tastes like shit!
#11
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 28.440
[In Falsetto] Hi. I'm Paulie the Penis,
#12
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 28.390
Okay, here comes your night to remember.
#13
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 28.342
Holy shit. It's a pussy stampede.
#14
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 28.158
[Singsong Voice] Oh, Porky, the boys from Angel Beach are here.
#15
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 27.804
Ain't nothin' wrong with this car, boss.
#16
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 27.751
Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker.
#17
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 27.311
♪♪ [Car Horn]
#18
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 27.201
How was the pussy, boys?
#19
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 27.084
I've never seen so much wool. You could knit a sweater.
#20
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 27.078
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. That's colorful redneck humor.
#21
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 26.995
This here's a man's county. Go on, get the fuck out.
#22
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 26.798
Is Mike Hunt in the parking lot?
#23
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 26.774
Why do they call you Meat?
#24
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 26.623
The boys' locker room always turned me on.
#25
Porky's (1981)
Year: 1981, Rated: R
Score: 26.179
Anybody wanna go fly a kite with me tonight?