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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

PG-13 Comedy
 

The Griswold family's plans for a big family Christmas predictably turn into a big disaster.

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#1
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 38.072
You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.
#2
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 37.972
Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
#3
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 37.936
Cathrine says he's been holding out for a management position.
#4
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 37.721
He was a huge, beastly, bulging man and--
#5
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 37.689
Save the neck for me, Clark. Okay, Eddie.
#6
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 37.393
Why don't you run and get the kids' things? Don't forget the rubber sheets and gerbils.
#7
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 37.184
He's got another car. He can drive. I have to eat so I can take my back pills.
#8
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 36.471
Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.
#9
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 36.180
You're the last true family man.
#10
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 35.922
Falls in a well, eyes go crossed. She gets kicked by a mule, they go back to normal.
#11
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 35.186
Don't piss me off, Art. Clark?
#12
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 35.121
Grace? She passed away 30 years ago.
#13
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 35.061
Put it over there with the others, greaseball.
#14
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 34.935
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now.
#15
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 34.928
I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.
#16
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 34.892
After you shower, of course. Of course.
#17
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 34.859
It's a beaut, Clark. It's a beaut. Dad, Dad, Dad.
#18
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 34.846
I hope you kids see what a silly waste of resources this was.
#19
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 34.280
Get off me, you little fungus.
#20
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 34.229
Retooling?! I'll retool you!
#21
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 34.159
You taught me everything I know about exterior illumination.
#22
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 34.010
Is your house on fire, Clark? No, Bethany. Those are Christmas lights.
#23
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 33.820
Is Rusty still in the Navy?
#24
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 33.700
If this isn't the biggest bag-over-the-head punch in the face I ever got. Goddamn it!
#25
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 33.618
It was an ugly tree, anyway.