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Two Weeks - The Office [S05E19]

TV-PG Comedy
 

As Michael prepares to leave Dunder Mifflin, he announces that he will form his own paper company. Will anybody join him?

#1
Two Weeks - The Office [S05E19]
Released: 2009-03-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 38.541
I am aware of the effect I have on women.
#2
Two Weeks - The Office [S05E19]
Released: 2009-03-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 34.511
It's monster. Com. Singular.
#3
Two Weeks - The Office [S05E19]
Released: 2009-03-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 34.229
Little Miss Thing wants attention.
#4
Two Weeks - The Office [S05E19]
Released: 2009-03-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 32.300
And just like that, as mysteriously as he arrived,
#5
Two Weeks - The Office [S05E19]
Released: 2009-03-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 31.741
Yeah. Let's put a pin in it for now.
#6
Two Weeks - The Office [S05E19]
Released: 2009-03-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 29.852
Tastes like Splenda, gets drunk like Scotch.
#7
Two Weeks - The Office [S05E19]
Released: 2009-03-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 29.072
He finally has a story we really wanna hear.
#8
Two Weeks - The Office [S05E19]
Released: 2009-03-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 28.603
My German is preindustrial and mostly religious.
#9
Two Weeks - The Office [S05E19]
Released: 2009-03-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.790
MAN: (WHIMPERING) Hi, you've reached Prince Paper.
#10
Two Weeks - The Office [S05E19]
Released: 2009-03-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.611
Scotch and Splenda.
#11
Two Weeks - The Office [S05E19]
Released: 2009-03-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.126
and I said, "You have no idea how high I can fly."
#12
Two Weeks - The Office [S05E19]
Released: 2009-03-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.805
Okay. Michael handed in his two-week notice.
#13
Two Weeks - The Office [S05E19]
Released: 2009-03-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.731
Okay, I want you to be my productivity czar.
#14
Two Weeks - The Office [S05E19]
Released: 2009-03-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.312
Soon could mean anything.
#15
Two Weeks - The Office [S05E19]
Released: 2009-03-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.106
I love a good quitting story.
#16
Two Weeks - The Office [S05E19]
Released: 2009-03-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.515
he was gone.
#17
Two Weeks - The Office [S05E19]
Released: 2009-03-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.399
(IN BRITISH ACCENT) Well, it's a very intriguing concept, isn't it?
#18
Two Weeks - The Office [S05E19]
Released: 2009-03-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.214
STANLEY: Can't you see I'm urinating?
#19
Two Weeks - The Office [S05E19]
Released: 2009-03-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.861
Your "I need you to" is my command.
#20
Two Weeks - The Office [S05E19]
Released: 2009-03-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.772
Yeah. Oh, God, I practically invented decline.
#21
Two Weeks - The Office [S05E19]
Released: 2009-03-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.983
Ho! Hey Ho!
#22
Two Weeks - The Office [S05E19]
Released: 2009-03-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.930
And I'm gonna stop worrying about calories.
#23
Two Weeks - The Office [S05E19]
Released: 2009-03-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.261
Clinky. Clinky-clink. Come on.
#24
Two Weeks - The Office [S05E19]
Released: 2009-03-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.840
"I quit."
#25
Two Weeks - The Office [S05E19]
Released: 2009-03-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.573
Salesman.