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Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]

TV-PG ComedyRomance
 

Jay must adapt to his young new wife, Gloria and her son. Meanwhile, Claire deals with her own family. Mitchell and Cam decide to adopt a baby.

#1
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.638
Luke got his head stuck in the banister again.
#2
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.557
What did I tell you would happen if you got him a gun?
#3
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.144
Voy a ser la brisa en tu espalda, no quien te escupa en la frente.
#4
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.943
What's wrong with it? Honey, do you have anything to say to your daughter...
#5
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.030
"Lily." Isn't that gonna be hard for her to say? [Haley] So cute.
#6
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.943
I've wanted to tell her off for the last six weeks.
#7
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.286
Why are you guys yelling at us when we're way upstairs?
#8
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.133
and the next you're lying underneath the air hockey table with your bra in your pocket.
#9
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.799
No. Sports guy chest bump.
#10
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.145
It's on our bedside tab- I don't know. Find it.
#11
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.830
I might as well tell him not to come...
#12
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.672
"WTF"- Why the face?
#13
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.437
Gloria, they're 0 and 6. Let's take it down a notch.
#14
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.240
I-If Haley never wakes up on a beach in Florida, half-naked,
#15
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.110
And how awesome would it be to have a fake little brother who's really my nephew.
#16
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.084
You be the wind in his back, not the spit in his face.
#17
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.066
- Oh, yeah. That looks really cute, sweetheart. - Thanks.
#18
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.065
No. It's way too short. People know you're a girl. You don't need to prove it to them.
#19
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.056
I gotta buy a motorized tie rack."
#20
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.972
and then you walk on and suddenly it's all,
#21
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.844
Yeah. Sports guy chest bump.
#22
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.842
I got it. Where's the baby oil?
#23
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.798
This baby would have grown up in a crowded orphanage if it wasn't for us "cream puffs."
#24
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.685
And, wow! You're not wearing that outfit.
#25
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.581
You know why? 'Cause your sister's a good girl.