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I feel weird, but pretty good. Let's start the show.
And, hey, I don't wanna hit you, baby.
All right.
All right. Okay. Here's the plan.
Explain to me why my wife is calling me...
You like ass play? He’ll do anything with the ass.
I was thinking maybe I'd curl up on that bed of Dee's and I'd sleep with the bear.
All righty. Sounds good. Sounds very good.
You should've told me, because I'm been carrying this thing around the entire time.
I need... I need you Make it sexy.
It says right here... "No Rules. " Don't be so uptight.
I'll go for a beer. All right.
These things? These are horse-riding pants. You can't get a horse.
Well, then I guess cocaine is weightless, all right?
Dude, why do you keep hitting me?
You got a better chance without us, don't you, buddy?
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! No! No!
Well. Couple beers? Yeah. Shots.
You are what you are now. You know what I'm sayin'.
I knew it! I pictured Swiss.
Jesus Christ! What is wrong with you people?
It's you and me against the world.
What? Who?
I got the 25 G's. I got the money, so it's all good.
That's too much, huh? That's too much flour.
Spent the money on these sweetass kettledrums. Look at these.
No.
We say words all the time. We said so many things.
I am the man! I made it so sexy. Get him.
Goddamn it. I'm pretty sure those jockeys are raping that horse.
Hop on. We're outta here. I'm not hopping on there.
Don't move! Put the guns down!
We would do it, but we're not street urchins. Yeah, man. Yeah.
Give me that money. Every ho needs his pimp.