You know that I love this movie.

Just mother-daughter. Like a Nora Ephron movie.

Why do all these movies have such bad music?

God, I wish my life was a movie sometimes.

Just so you know, the movie starts in 10 minutes.

You're not. You're in Los Angeles, where this movie was shot.

I'm sure that was the line in the movie you saw.

You said you wanted your life to be like a movie.

I guess in the movies the guy pours his heart out

I saw it in a movie. I thought I'd give it a try.

You know, why don't they ever make a movie about what happens after the big kiss?

they put in at the end to try to convince you that you had a great time at this shitty movie.