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There are no chicks with dicks, Johnny! Only guys with tits!
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There are no chicks with dicks, Johnny! Only guys with tits!
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Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
There are no chicks with dicks, Johnny! Only guys with tits!
2.9 secs
Key & Peele (2012) - S03E01 Les Mis
Men? Chicks with dicks?
1.6 secs
Baby Mama (2008)
A chick with a dick:
4 secs
Fun with Dick and Jane
So there are no new openings at this time. Right.
1.5 secs
Summer Heights High (2007) - S01E03
... or fat with no tits?
2.3 secs
Mr. Robot (2015) - S02E09
she's your chick with a dick.
2.9 secs
Friends (1994) - S03E21 The One With a Chick and a Duck
With a chick-chick here And a chick-chick there
2.1 secs
The Nice Guys (2016)
JOHNNY: Hey, man, what are you doing with my car?
2.1 secs
The Hot Chick (2002)
There's no one I'd rather be with here tonight.
3.2 secs
Family Guy (1999) - S08E21 Comedy
No way, my wife messed around with another chick.
1.3 secs
Fun with Dick and Jane
Dick.
2.7 secs
Friends (1994) - S03E21 The One With a Chick and a Duck
Here a chick, there a chick Everywhere a chick-chick
1.5 secs
Fun with Dick and Jane
Dick?
4.4 secs
Fun with Dick and Jane
You guys are my kind of peeps.
2.4 secs
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake (2010) - S07E11 Comedy
Sorry, guys, there are no cure-alls.
1.4 secs
Fun with Dick and Jane
Dick?
1.9 secs
Fun with Dick and Jane
- Are you kidding? You were great! - No, no, no.
1.2 secs
Fun with Dick and Jane
Dick.
2.5 secs
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S01E01 The Gang Gets Racist
- Dude, you are obsessed with this chick. - No, I'm not.
1.8 secs
Fun with Dick and Jane
What are you doing in there?
3.5 secs
Fun with Dick and Jane
Well, Blanca, there's just no jobs out there.
1.3 secs
Family Guy (1999) - S14E20
Oh, with that Indian chick?
2.9 secs
Ted 2 (2015)
You sick bastard! Look at this! Chicks with dicks?
2.9 secs
Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You sick bastard! Look at this! Chicks with dicks?
2.7 secs
Clerks. (1994)
All right, but you're missin' out. Chicks with dicks.
2.7 secs
Fun with Dick and Jane
- There's always prostitution. - Dick.
2.9 secs
Fun with Dick and Jane
- No whipped cream. - Are these nonfat muffins?